You Told Me This Was a Disney Cruise

Ron starts the show with a saltine in his mouth while Opie immediately rips the local news he hates — cruise ship strangler, dead kid, house fire — and asks why any of us need to hear that before coffee. The bit spirals into “you told me this was a Disney cruise” and the old push-a-roo.They then hit the mock Trump bone-spur statue and its savage plaque, before Ron drops the full medical update: camera up the urethra, screaming in the waiting room, radioactive mud, black ooze, and a hardened prostate the doctors can’t explain. Opie shares his own biopsy horror story. Celtics-Sixers blood feud (the non-handshake, Paul George’s middle finger, LeBron getting “Get the fuck up!”), the 1904 Fat Men’s Club, and Celine Dion air-guitaring Metallica with Jack Black all make the cut. Zero filter, maximum chaos. Cups up. To join the Private Facebook Group https://facebook.com/groups/1607715074435059 Click link below to set up your $5/month VIP subscription https://paypal.com/webapps/billing/plans/subscribe?plan_id=P-2WJ99218UE333193YNLPGEPI ​ Click "Join Group" and answer the membership question with the Name or Email on your PayPal account so we can verify your subscription and approve you! ​Thanks for supporting the broadcast! 👊 Hit Follow / Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & Spotify so you never miss a daily episode! Support the Show: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/PRULKVNHUMQVA About Opie Unfiltered: Hosted by Gregg "Opie" Hughes—co-creator of the legendary Opie and Anthony show—Opie Unfiltered brings raw, unscripted commentary, classic radio lore, and unfiltered comedy featuring Ron the Waiter and regular guests. For fans of classic New York talk radio, unedited comedy, satellite broadcast history, and the original Opie and Anthony era.