Doomscrolling, Roblox, And The Quest For Free Ice Cream
A 34-year age gap sounds huge until you realize we’re living in the same house, dealing with the same world, and still arguing about the same glowing rectangle. Parallel 34 starts with a simple question: what does “screen time” actually mean when you’re a kid in 2026 and your parent grew up without a phone at all? We compare Derek’s childhood tech reality (TV, Nintendo, and riding a bike across town to see friends) with Delaney’s daily phone life, where TikTok and YouTube exist right next to...