Back to School, Bad Decisions

Back to school means back to the memories we probably should've left behind. Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are digging through the childhood archives and discovering just how many questionable decisions, terrible ideas, and unnecessary injuries happened before adulthood. This episode starts with childhood pranks — including a senior prank involving a stink bomb and a school intercom — before getting into ridiculous sibling arguments, trying way too hard to impress someone you liked, and the strange things kids do just to look cool. Then things get painful. Broken collarbones. Glass doors. Bike crashes. Forehead injuries. Basketballs to the throat. Somehow, they both made it through childhood. And naturally, half the memories don't even appear until they're put on the spot. What was the dumbest thing you fought with your siblings over? What's the stupidest injury you ever got as a kid? And what ridiculous thing did you do just to impress someone? Welcome back to school.