Reels of Justice

The Court can’t remember where it parked its invisible car this week when Matt Sherman (“James Bond Fan Events”) builds an ice fortress around the 2002 Bond film “Die Another Day.” *** Prosecutor: Big Ben Haslar. Defense: Matt Sherman. Judge: The Honorable Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Jurors: Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Maynard Bangs, Dylan J. Schlender. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court builds its first beer bong this week when Case Aiken (“Another Pass” Podcast) crams for his final exam and still gets a D for 1998’s “Dead Man on Campus.” *** Prosecutor: Big Ben Haslar. Defense: Case Aiken. Judge: The Honorable Maynard Bangs. Jurors: Dylan J. Schlender, Maynard Bangs, Ryan Luis Rodriguez. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court goes barking up the wrong tree this week when author Gregory Marlow (“Seeking”) refuses to put down the 1989 family animated film “All Dogs Go to Heaven.” *** Prosecutor: Maynard Bangs. Defense: Gregory Marlow. Judge: The Honorable Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Big Ben Haslar, Dylan J. Schlender. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court regrets loaning out its groove so carelessly this week when author Frieda Toth (“James Bond Route 9 and Me”) calls out the 1998 cradle-robbing classic “How Stella Got Her Groove Back.” *** Prosecutor: Frieda Toth. Defense: Dylan J. Schlender. Judge: The Honorable Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Big Ben Haslar, Maynard Bangs, Ryan Luis Rodriguez. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court is full of even more puppets than usual this week when Sitting Duck (“Mutant Reviewers”) cries fowl on the beloved 1982 children’s fantasy film “The Dark Crystal.” *** Prosecutor: Sitting Duck. Defense: Big Ben Haslar. Judge: The Honorable Maynard Bangs. Jurors: Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Maynard Bangs, Dylan J. Schlender. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?