THE TIMELINE IS ACTUALLY COOKED

Trump just got CNN, MS NOW & Politico kicked from White House access, then a federal judge said “put them back in the damn group chat” 😭. Meanwhile, Discord is getting restricted across parts of the Philippines, Apple dropped iPhone Handoff and AT&T basically said “we’ll think about it” 💀. And now scientists are projecting 451,000 additional heat deaths from the current super El Niño through February 2027. Humanity really loaded into 2026 and chose the chaos difficulty setting.