The Hellcats and Safe Sex on a Rusty Mattress

Man - who knew a movie about motorcycle gangs and heroin could be so boring? Host segments: the wrong fellow; half-day at army; falling asleep and missing nothing; everything is sticky all the time; ticks or no ticks? - you decide; steel drums before you die; Public Enemy and Whitney's bangers; The Hellcats but make it rodeo; Jeff's personal Rubicon.