Lindy and Meagan Lug Their Typewriters to the Coffee Shop

This week, Lindy brings us tidings of the 20th century. Have y’all heard of this thing called a TypeWriter? It writes all kind of type!! And Meagan brings us Milwaukee Brewers (aka Seattle Pilots) tidings and acknowledges but declines to embrace the hypocrisy of rooting for a team that has dared to move away from Seattle. Unsurprisingly, we won’t be taking any questions or comments on the matter at this time. Plus, pull up a chair because we have a new segment we’re calling A Story To Tell. Which member of British Royalty did Meagan DM? Tune in to find out. Which king, queen, or nonbinary monarch are YOU bothering online? Let us know over at patreon.com/textmebackpod And we welcome the return of Two Minutes Hate: Dubai Chocolate Edition. Is Dubai Chocolate a psy-op???? Tell us what’s stuck in your craw at [email protected] NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US! Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode! Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! WE ARE HUNGRY FOR MORE REVIEWS! HELP US GET OVER 800 5-STAR REVIEWS on Apple Podcasts! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!) Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news! Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod) Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda! Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news! Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003. We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod! You can email us at [email protected]! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD! ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice. Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our jingles are composed and performed by our lovely and incredibly talented listeners: Caitlin Sherman and Patrick Brady (Snake of the Week); Chelsea Mitchell (Dog Thoughts AND Two Minutes Hate); Robert Boylard (Tidings); Stephen O’Bent (Segment P.U.B.E.S./Normal News/Segment Without a Jingle); Funkmaster SHANNON (Whatcha Watchin’); Ahamefule J. Oluo (BBW Business); Krista Burton (I Can Fix Her); Hal Walter Patrick (Normal News II). You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan! TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡° See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.