That Peter Crouch Podcast

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The UK's favourite football podcast with Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell! Chumbawamba! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recent Episodes

OCT 28, 2026
That Ballon d'Or Episode: Harry Kane for a knighthood, is Carrick in trouble & Sids v KSI? I EP. 430
On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids are back to discuss Harry Kane's historic Ballon d'Or victory, the mounting pressure on Michael Carrick at Manchester United, and some surprising rumours surrounding Crouchy's potential involvement in buying a football club. Pete finally addresses speculation about his involvement in a football club takeover, revealing that he had been part of a consortium looking to invest in a club before the deal ultimately fell through. Naturally, Chris and Sids aren't letting him off lightly, as they interrogate Pete about his business ambitions, Abbey's potential involvement, and whether there's more to the story than he's letting on. The lads also turn their attention to Manchester United, where Michael Carrick finds himself under increasing pressure following another difficult run of results. Pete and Sids defend their former teammate, question the behaviour of certain players, and debate whether the problems at Old Trafford run much deeper than whoever happens to be sitting in the manager's chair. There's also a huge moment for English football as Harry Kane is crowned the world's best player after winning the Ballon d'Or. Pete reflects on Kane's incredible journey from Tottenham youngster to global superstar, reveals how his family celebrated the victory, and shares details of a memorable FaceTime call with Harry after the ceremony. Of course, Crouchy also finds a way to take some of the credit for Kane's success. Elsewhere, the boys tackle one of football's great moral dilemmas after a listener admits to watching Liverpool while his wife recovered from giving birth. This sparks a heated debate about football in the delivery room, questionable birthing playlists, and whether there's ever an appropriate time to play Salt-N-Pepa's 'Push It'. The lads also look back at another unpredictable weekend in the Premier League, with Spurs beating Chelsea, Aston Villa overcoming Manchester City, and Liverpool getting the better of Brighton. Attention then turns to the upcoming fixtures, including Liverpool against Arsenal and Chelsea against Manchester United, as the boys make their latest predictions. And as always, there's plenty of classic TPCP nonsense along the way. Pete manages to upset Chris by admitting he wasn't listening to him, the boys offer some questionable encouragement for a listener's football-filled lads' weekend, and a rather outrageous listener's XI brings the episode to a fitting conclusion. As always, leave your comments below and let us know whether you'd watch football in the delivery room, what you make of Michael Carrick's situation, and which football club you'd like to see Crouchy buy. Chumbawamba! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
61 MIN
OCT 21, 2026
That China Episode: Football's Biggest Paydays, Derby Day Memories & Digital Red Cards?! | EP. 429
On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete is calling in all the way from China, while Sids and Chris hold the fort in the Chumbawambar! After a 13-hour flight, a four-hour drive and a whirlwind trip that’s left Pete completely out of sync with the rest of the world, the lads get stuck into another week of football madness. We debate the BIG question facing modern footballers: would you turn down a HUGE tax-free payday just to stay in the Premier League? From Oscar’s big-money move to China to the Saudi Pro League’s growing influence, the lads discuss ambition, loyalty and whether you can really blame players for taking the money. Elsewhere, football really has gone mad, as the boys discuss referees using PHONES to show yellow and red cards. There’s also a look at Brighton’s emphatic 5-0 demolition of Crystal Palace, before the lads revisit some of their biggest derby-day highs and lows. Pete remembers THAT North London derby comeback with Spurs, scoring at Goodison Park and the time his QPR side were absolutely battered by Arsenal. And if you thought training sessions were always straightforward, think again. Pete reveals how Stoke managed to go 1-0 down during a training drill… against absolutely NO ONE. Add in a rather unusual taxidermy badger purchase and you’ve got another episode packed with stories, debates and plenty of nonsense. Finally, we predict Chelsea vs Spurs, Aston Villa vs Manchester City and Liverpool vs Brighton… who’s backing who this weekend? Will Chris extend his lead? can Sids close the gap? and will Crouchy’s predictions save him from finishing rock bottom? Get involved in the comments and let us know your picks! Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - Pete joins from China as Sids and Chris hold the fort 00:21 - Total jet lag 01:32 - Cherry Cars and Bournemouth 02:18 - China's football boom 04:57 - Pete's mad few weeks 05:17 - The awkward Agent Provocateur photoshoot 07:06 - Referees using phones to show cards 10:30 - Ref cam footage and football chat 13:16 - Pete's winning-penalty and Crouchfest idea 17:18 - Podcast in-jokes and the stuffed badger 19:37 - Oscar, China and big-money moves 20:54 - Would you leave for £350k a week? 23:03 - Saudi money, ambition and building communities 29:15 - Ronaldo's impact on Saudi football 30:01 - Brighton smash Crystal Palace 5-0 31:02 - Derby-day thrashings 33:28 - Stoke go 1-0 down against NO ONE 36:33 - Brighton's seagull mascot debate 38:15 - Pete's North London derby comeback 39:23 - The 6-0 Arsenal nightmare 40:03 - Cheering a Liverpool goal at a christening 41:34 - The lads' predictions league update 42:33 - Chelsea vs Spurs predictions 44:44 - Aston Villa vs Manchester City predictions 46:35 - Liverpool vs Brighton predictions 48:43 - The lads wrap up the weekend predictions 49:20 - Pete's final sign-off from China - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
50 MIN
OCT 14, 2026
We Answer Your Questions: Should Footballers Be TRAPPED at One Club & Our WORST Purchases… | EP. 428
On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are back answering YOUR ‘Ask Us Anything’ questions, and as always, things take a few unexpected turns! We kick things off with a very special pep talk from LBC’s Tom Swarbrick, who gives the lads the ultimate speech ahead of Starky’s annual lads’ golf trip. Forget motivational speakers, this is all about freedom, friendship, and that first crack of the tin! Then it’s straight into the usual madness, as a listener creates a football team inspired by vasectomies, Pete reveals he watched his dog’s operation in full surgical scrubs, and Sids reveals his best ever response to someone asking “do I know you from somewhere?” The listeners have been bringing the HEAT this week, with questions covering everything from whether footballers should be forced to stay at one club for their entire careers, to ranking the lads’ Football League forfeits and whether the Premier League should introduce bonus points for big wins. We also find out which former teammates the boys would trust to represent them in court, debate whether Ref Cam is actually improving the game, and we discover Chris’s OUTRAGEOUS ostrich travel pillow. The lads eventually catch-up remotely for this weekend’s predictions, with big calls on Leeds vs Manchester United, and plenty of debate about the latest football storylines. And finally, we round things off with ‘Why The Football Not’ - and it’s a belter. Got a question for the lads? Drop it in the comments, and let us know whether you'd back the ostrich pillow or stick to a standard neck cushion. As always, like, subscribe, and we'll see you next week! Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - The lads kick things off 03:00 - Tom’s rallying speech about the lads holiday 05:56 - Vasectomy XI 07:44 - Pete reveals he watched his dog’s operation in full surgical scrubs 09:55 - Sids’ hilarious “do I know you?” Response 13:01 - Tattoo removal 17:03 - Why was Messi given the referee's cards as souvenirs? 19:57 - Ask Me Anything: would football be better if players had to stay at one club for their entire careers? 22:55 - Ranking the Football League podcast forfeits from easiest to hardest 26:59 - The lads investigate the alleged conspiracy behind You've Been Framed and it’s £250 prize money 31:10 - What expensive purchases would Roy Keane have shamed the lads into selling? 35:06 - Chris explains his extraordinary ostrich travel pillow 37:17 - Johnny Knoxville touched Chris Stark's prosthetic testicle 39:41 - Which former football teammate would you trust to be your solicitor if you were arrested? 41:39 - Ref Cam: brilliant new viewing angle or another sign that the game has gone? 46:19 - The lads wrap up the studio recording before the Paddy Power League begins 48:41 - The remote lads catch up on Algarve adventures, lost golf luggage and airport confusion 53:52 - The ostrich pillow returns! 56:02 - Paddy Power predictions: the lads debate the weekend's big fixtures, including Leeds vs Manchester United 1:02:09 - Cole Palmer's new contract announcement, Twitch and the future of football's mega-deals 1:08:31 - Why the Football Not? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
69 MIN
OCT 7, 2026
Sam Allardyce: “I’ll Never Get Over It” – His England Regret, Mind Games & Signing Okocha! | EP. 427
On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by one of football’s biggest characters… Sam Allardyce! Big Sam gets stuck into everything from his playing days as a no-nonsense centre-half to the methods that helped make Bolton one of the most innovative teams in the Premier League. Sam explains how he embraced data, technology and set pieces long before they became staples of modern football, and why he still gets frustrated watching managers simply copy what everyone else is doing. We also get into some of the huge names Sam brought to Bolton, including Jay-Jay Okocha and Nicolas Anelka, as well as his approach to building a dressing room full of different nationalities and personalities. Sam reveals how he convinced top players to take a chance on Bolton and why getting the culture right was just as important as what happened on the pitch. There’s plenty on the other side of management too, as Sam opens up about his time at Newcastle, West Ham, Everton, West Brom and Leeds, including the realities of being brought in to save clubs from relegation and the frustrations of boards who refuse to invest when a team is on the verge of taking the next step. And, of course, we had to talk about England. Sam looks back on the England job, the circumstances surrounding his departure and the changes he wanted to make at St George’s Park. He explains why the experience is something he says “he’ll never get over”, and what he believes could have happened had he been given the opportunity to continue. Plus, there’s VAR, modern recruitment, data analysts, two-striker systems, mind games with rival managers, Arsène Wenger, Sir Alex Ferguson and plenty more from one of the most fascinating managerial careers in English football. This is a big one. Big Sam is in the building. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - The lads discuss their weekends and the bizarre “regards to your family” phenomenon 03:16 - Chris discovers he absolutely hates Halloween scare mazes 06:15 - Could the lads become scare-maze actors for a forfeit? 08:56 - Sam Allardyce joins the podcast and explains where “Big Sam” came from 10:13 - Sam on being a no-nonsense centre-half and learning to play football 14:22 - Sam’s biggest frustrations with VAR and how it is hurting football 15:35 - The rise of the set-piece coach 18:27 - Why Sam loves two strikers 21:15 - Kevin Davies, Bolton and the simple maths behind Sam’s success 23:39 - How Sam used data and technology before it became standard in football 27:16 - Bolton’s culture and signing global stars 29:14 - Jay-Jay Okocha and Anelka 33:17 - Newcastle, Mike Ashley and the beginning of Sam’s “survival manager” reputation 37:15 - West Ham, Champions League ambitions and why clubs fail to push on 42:04 - Sam on recruitment, data analysts and why scouts still matter 45:52 - The England job 48:02 - Sam’s mind games with rival managers 51:28 - The difference between building a club and saving it 53:25 - West Brom, COVID and why Sam regrets taking the job 56:45 - Sam opens up about losing the England job and why he’ll never get over it 59:01 - What Sam wanted to change with England 01:05:00 - Sam faces listener questions 01:06:00 - The chip shop meme 01:11:04 - Sam Allardyce leaves 01:15:00 - Paddy Power segment, Why The Football Not? & predictions 01:25:20 - The final discussions and sign-of - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
86 MIN
SEP 30, 2026
That Asmir Begovic Episode: How A Refugee From Bosnia Became A Premier League CHAMPION! | EP. 426
On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined by a veteran goalkeeper who has represented Bosnia and Herzegovina, playing for clubs such as Stoke City, Chelsea, and Everton… it’s Asmir Begović, and he’s here for a proper trip down memory lane. (Also - we’d like to apologise for the scaffolding racket outside during the filming of this episode… this should be the last week of building works) Asmir opens up about his incredible journey from being born in Bosnia during the conflict, fleeing the country with his family and eventually settling in Canada, to making it over to England as a teenager and beginning his professional football career at Portsmouth. Asmir looks back on his time at Pompey, including some brilliant stories from competing with David James, eventually breaking into the first team. He also reveals what it was like working under Tony Pulis at Stoke, the strict rules in that dressing room, the incredible team spirit they developed and how Crouchy’s arrival helped change the club. The lads also revisit Asmir’s famous long-range Premier League goal, which remains one of the most memorable goals ever scored by a goalkeeper, before getting into his move to Chelsea, his relationship with José Mourinho and what it was like competing with Thibaut Courtois. There’s plenty more along the way, from Asmir’s experiences of football in Canada and his journey through the English leagues to stories from some of the biggest dressing rooms and managers he encountered throughout his career. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - Intro, meeting Lamine Yamal, and the lads' weekend 05:03 - Man City charges, potential punishment and the impact on football 10:29 - Could Man City face a points deduction? 15:30 - Asmir Begovic joins and looks back on playing with Crouchy 20:02 - Asmir's childhood, moving to Canada and starting again 25:39 - How Asmir's route to England began 30:09 - Macclesfield, Bournemouth and breaking through at Yeovil 35:13 - David James, the goalkeeper battle and Asmir's breakthrough 40:08 - Tony Pulis' rules at Stoke and taking passports 45:20 - Stoke's low block, stadium wind and the secret to their style 50:19 - Asmir's record-breaking Premier League goal 55:20 - Chelsea, Mourinho and the pressure inside the dressing room 01:00:37 - Mourinho's intense methods and Asmir's move to AC Milan 01:05:20 - Everton, Frank Lampard and surviving relegation battles 01:10:13 - Asmir's future, coaching ambitions and life after playing 01:12:40 - Asmir says goodbye and leaves the podcast 01:17:35 - Predictions: Croatia vs England and the international fixtures 01:19:39 - France vs Italy — the lads make their predictions 01:21:04 - Crouchy reads from A Court of Thorns and Roses 01:22:15 - The VERY unexpected fairy book reading 01:25:40 - The lads react to the reading and wrap up - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
86 MIN