He Started A Fire With His What?! | Thats Our Bad: Ep. 11

Shon, Chaun, TinTin, are back with a full episode of weekend energy, unhinged news, and the most chaotic Meme Machine in recent memory. Weekend Recap:The crew opens up about their 4th of July weekends before anything else, because that's how they do it. Chaun took his daughter to Bubble Planet — an interactive museum with balloons and ball pits that he actually recommends — before getting immediately stalked by Instagram ads and going on a full rant about Alexa listening to private conversations and serving targeted ads within the hour. TinTin drove back to his folks' house, hung with his dad who's now deep in the repeat-the-same-story-every-month phase of life, and couldn't find a single fireworks show because everything's moved to private lakes. He resorted to throwing rocks in the air. Shon went to Florida with his mom and her boyfriend's family, made it onto a sandbar, and immediately tapped out the moment someone spotted a stingray. The crew also spiraled into how long ago college was, Coach Lynk stopping by, and Chaun revealing he voted for Obama in 2008 while half the crew was in second grade. What's Poppin Penis Fire:Fort Wayne, Indiana. A 36-year-old man named Christopher Peden was charged with arson after allegedly cutting off his own penis with a kitchen knife at 2 a.m., dousing it in gasoline, and using it to set his mother's detached garage on fire. He was found wandering downtown Fort Wayne claiming he'd been stabbed. He hadn't. At the hospital, he confessed — told police he cut it off on purpose, set it on fire on purpose, and walked away in slow motion like a Hollywood film. The fire spread to two other properties and two vehicles. Shon, Chaun, and TinTin break down every single decision this man made and somehow none of it gets easier to process. They debate whether flesh is flammable, whether the penis was supposed to confuse investigators, and whether this man will ever see his again. He will not. Also in What's Poppin A Japanese woman in Koga City was arrested for sewing her roommate's mouth shut with a needle and thread, leaving her unable to eat or speak. The victim escaped the next day and handed a shopkeeper a handwritten note reading "Please help me." The crew's theory on motive: she probably wouldn't stop talking. Meme Machine / Try Not to Laugh:A full rotation of viral clips — functional microwave covers, a life jacket guy with threats, a deaf Uber driver, a self-defense interview that is absolutely not about self-defense, a little person who wanted to join the military, neighborhood beef caught on camera, a nugget fight at a Latin party, and a kid doing a goblin run after losing his house key. TinTin wins. Again. Follow us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Leave a review. Turn on downloads. New episodes every week. If It Makes You Man, That's Our Bad.   Socials: Youtube - @thatsourbadpodcast IG - @thatsourbadpodcast TikTok - @thatsourbadpodcast