The Commercial Break

Bryan & Krissy discuss Club TCB, old drugs vs new drugs, extreme hoarders, a story about roaches, Bryan got PRANKED, Devon the Ding Dong Dick Dark Dork, the baggage of being human, Bryan only goes to therapy so that someone can keep his secrets, another spurt of Frankie B, Frankie is using randomly placed transition noises, is meeting people at the grocery store a thing, the dating app websites strike again, Frankie’s intro never disappoints "Da pitcher", did Frankie steal our transition noise, haunting & fishing is NOT for dating apps, everyone’s attracted to a well dressed man, slacks and an overcoat = sex appeal (or flasher vibes), Frankie with the LAUGH TRACK?!, and you better watch yourself, bud...

Bryan & Krissy discuss sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens, T Swift making billions as usual, Bryan remixes an old taylor song, Bryan doesn’t know her dating history (how???), Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history, Sia, HBO Max or just Max, TCB minus…all your favorite shows, minus anything good, a very controversial video, this starts bad and just gets worse, get me pancakes, wench, they have a “traditional” marriage…but he can fuck whoever he likes, he plays with his little trucks, and she does all the work, this doesn’t sound very traditional, “I know John’s great and all…but what does he do?”, we may never know, and Alpha in the streets, Beta in the sheets (and the house).

Bryan & Krissy discuss the new King, the next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB, tipping has gone too far, only tip badly behind Bryan’s back, we’re in a strange economic time, Extreme Couponers, just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time, TCB: The Coupon Break, The Teenage Coupon King, 90% savings, he's going to school, working two part time jobs, and spending 12 hours couponing, this sounds like an Ask TCB, the seven layer dip from hell, intense music for couponing, have they heard of Costco, Bryan and Krissy are upset about the Kleenex, we are concerned about Cole, 50 bologna, he’s getting paid to shop, and could this be a TCB scam.

Bryan & Krissy discuss a controversial research study, compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell, Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged, you might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong, Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name, Krissy Hoadley: Nympho, there was a correlation between number of lovers and marital unhappiness, correlation does not equal causation, what constitutes a lot of lovers, Return to Amish, Rumspringa or Jerryspringa, from Pornstar to Preacher, "you should do movies", ever heard that in LA, Bryan is NOT harassing Krissy, Bryan, having grown up in the 1920s, isn't comfortable with "moving pictures", his friends found his porn repetoire, like Lisa Rinna, OWN IT, is this his confessional, he went from being naked on camera to being naked on camera *for the church*, he found…Hope, and Bryan gets inspirational.

Bryan & Krissy discuss why we say BYEEEE, a woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony, being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool, Financial Domination, Bryan was once told he has pretty feet, ITV interviews a financial dominatrix, maybe we can get someone to bankroll TCB, Being a Financial Dominatrix is everyone’s dream, one of her men sent her 30k in one day, Producer Christina, once again, volunteers as tribute, this girl knows how absurd this is, but she’s killing it, we need to create an AI Financial Dominatrix, she has made millions, catch her at The Villages in 30 years, Bryan should have stuck with his “Sexophone”, and send $350 to GA Power and we’re on.