The Confessions of Spiffy Brumpkin

just riding around in the van and idk what could be better. also idc. lol just a few acronyms i've been working on, feeling good about them. one time my cousin was possessed for a they had to have a man come to the house to deal with it.

I had some extreme technical difficulties with this one. Extreme. I spilled a huge volume of my shampoo on my podcasting equipment. I've said it before but this time I mean it, this is seriously the last time I edit one of these in the bath.

This one has betrayal, monks, and sliders. Listeners beware. If you don't like stuff about sliders please skip the last ~5 minutes. That timeline might be messed up but I did my best.

67 mustangs? Really? You'd bring that up when you KNOW my cousin was trampled by exactly that number of wild horses?? This is a new low. A new low.

i would love to relax. that would be awesome but what you guys dont see is that my turtle sanctuary has been out of control lately. Dont even get me started on the ferns. plus the HOA keeps hazing me. Im typing this from the car because I need to bring jim (hoa captain) a carton of kools. Is this normal? if they find out about the turtle sanctuary im effed. Im supposed to get branded next week and I really dont want them to find out before that. that could be -- GET OUT OF THE ROAD! YOU ARE O...