Oct. 8, 2026 Oceania's wellness program combines yoga and wine. The Guru will bend for that!

Another American cruise is arrested in Nassau after he punches out a guy's car window! Idiots remain on display. At John Wayne Airport, one genius stole a baggage truck, crashed into another, then tried to steal a third. He should have quit after the first one. According to Yelp, the number-one restaurant in the United States is called the "filthy animal." Hopefully it's not named after the guys in the kitchen. Are you ready to dine 16 feet under the Ocean?