S1:E7 - Adjacent to the Blood Pit Room

It’s bedtime and you’ve pulled out your laptop for a night of naughty fun – with Zillow Porn. That’s right, you’re in your mid 30s and relax by looking up houses in neighborhoods that you can’t afford and that require a keypad and a BMW to get in. After a while, you find something well within your price range! It’s amazing, huge with lots of room for family and even with a basement with a blood pit room. Pause. Blood pit room? You glance over at your bank statement and with a shrug, email the realtor. Then you open the Pinterest tab, and type: plants that go with blood stains….