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The Lost Cause Comedy Vault Vol. I
Sunnï Blu Stone
[We Come In Peace.]
OCT 23, 20265 MIN
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Description
[We Come In Peace]
Written, Composed C’cxell Soleïl
Performed by Blū Tha Gürū
I come in peace.
I come in peace but,
Since they want a war,
I might as well obliterate with diplomatic
Precision and lyrical assasination
This is just a temporary placement,
And you cannot stay here:
(Chaos)
You have been replaced with an alien
Inside my brain
He’s living rent free but
Honestly, that’s A-Okay with me
The motherfucker quiet, silent, even…
–And we come in peace.
I start hypnotic on an infrasonic rim,
Then I go tectonic on a more melodic hyperbolic chamber;
Lame –do you remember this:
I am the chin!
You keep on playing games with my head inside my room;
I need a broom just to get rid of you–
Oops,
Floor sweep.
Mantras on repeat
I be: practice-the-secret
What kind of garbage do you eat, kid?
You must them crispy bacon red lips
Cause you just keep lying through your teeth
(Smoked!)
But then, I’m kinda sweet,
—And seven days a week,
I just keep telling you what I think;
But silently instead of violently
And in a blink, I’ll have a billion trebled
You are the weakest link
Pass or fail
And you fail again
I’m gonna have to hold you back, Moby Dick
Oh look, a whale again
What do you fuckin eat, kid?
(A bottom feeder feeding on a bottom feeder)
You’re so weak.
(And we—we come in peace)
Slam bam, thank you ma’am
Slam-bam
Um—
You mad, huh???
I come in peace.
Slam bam, thank you ma’am
Slam-bam
Um—
You mad, huh???
You try to tell yourself you’re cool,
But it is just an act; who do you think you’re fooling?
I wrote the play, so
I’m am—let’s just say—
Your stage coach
Aces,
So much time wasted
I fuck around and could hang myself with laces,
They said—
Baseball:
Now go pick up the bat
You lazy troll and run that dog around the bases
That is
Savage
But only ‘cause they’re savages,
I ravage them, they’re average intelligence
And fatter than this blunt
My waist is snatched and I eat cabbage
Breakfast-dinner-lunch
I don’t have to walk my cat, but
Jump!
If you’re feeling froggy
Oh wait, you can’t,
You fat bitch.
Ratchets, dammit!
But every time they throw a tantrum,
I cash in like Patel,
I toy with them, Mattel
I’m no snitch, but oh well…
Must be a glitch
Either the simulation went a bit corrupt
Or they were sent from hell;
I panic at the disco
Cause you tried to ring my bell
–Oh hell naw!
That’s it,
I’m madder than the hatter now
You’re fatter than the rats that gather round the trash can,
Bad man
And even worse manners
I need a fucking handler
These animals are out of control
Around here
You must not get it!
I’m getting richer
Every time
you talk your shit, sir
Go ahead and draw me another picture,
Cause my video was evidence
And not a tik tok
You must be mental
(But I am too)
Nice to meet you
My name is Blū
I’m your friend and neighbor,
Or tried to be, but
I’m getting rich off your jealousy, so
Thank you
Slam bam, thank you ma’am
Slam-bam
Um—
You mad, huh???
Slam bam, thank you ma’am
Slam-bam
Um—
You mad, huh???
I need a hard hat
I’m under construction
So you wanna throw a tantrum like a man?
Then go a fuck yourself
I’ve had enough of you
You’re out of luck, heifer;
This ain’t the fuckin projects–
How the fuck did you get up here?!
So nobody showed you got to operate a door, or what?
You’re fucking horrible;
I’m ugly, but girl you’re a fuckin slut.
And under observation I the doctor have assessed
That you’re not only obsessed with me, but also dealing with some heavy arrested development;
Emotional immaturity even heavier than your daughter is,
And that’s a lot;
And to be fair I myself am elephant
Remember every alchemist chemical I mixed
Just to summon you
Cause I made a lot of money off of you already
(And another song)
You must not get it!
I’m getting richer
Every time you talk your shit, sir
Go ahead and draw me another picture,
Cause my video was evidence
And not a tik tok
You must be mental
(But I am too)
Nice to meet you
My name is Blū
I’m your friend and neighbor,
Or tried to be, but
I’m getting rich off your jealousy, so
Thank you
Slam bam, thank you ma’am
Slam-bam
Um—
You mad, huh???
You mad, huh???
You mad, huh???
Um…
(-Blu.)
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