What Makes A True Halloween Wedding?

Matt Bragg talks with caller Alex about her Halloween wedding, two guests in hyper-realistic pigeon heads, and the great debate over what percentage dead is appropriately spooky. What You'll Hear: The 30% Dead Rule: Matt lays out his personal Halloween philosophy, which involves a strict minimum level of decomposition for any costume to count. An Aspen Tree Walks Down the Aisle: Alex describes her Halloween wedding's surprisingly elegant nature theme, plus the eight-foot talking jack-o'-lantern that now guards her front yard. Planning a Spooky First Anniversary: The two try to invent a Halloween-themed version of the traditional paper anniversary, with mixed results. CHAPTERS: 00:00 Welcome back, caller Alex 01:07 The Halloween wedding reveal 03:18 The 30% dead costume rule 05:00 Two guests in pigeon heads 07:05 The eight-foot jack-o'-lantern from Target 13:28 Planning a spooky anniversaryFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.