Howards Way ( Video Edition )

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, where the alcohol is flowing, the standards are slipping, and the chances of making it through a full hour are becoming increasingly unlikely. This week, we barely scrape together an hour of entertainment thanks to some frankly impressive levels of intoxication. But let's be honest, what's new? We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where we tackle some of life's most pressing questions, including woodpeckers and their mysterious holes, the wonderfully generous concept of secretly grass-seeding someone's garden using a drive-by technique, and an astonishingly ungrateful charity shop that clearly doesn't appreciate a good designer clothing when it sees it. Then, for the main event, we proudly introduce the inaugural Builders' Olympics, a sporting extravaganza featuring the world's finest tradesmen competing in events nobody asked for. Think drain rods used for pole vaulting, questionable construction equipment and absolutely no regard for health and safety. Finally, we lower the tone even further with our very own food-based Kama Sutra, combining fine dining with positions that should probably never be attempted, let alone discussed over dinner. As always, absolutely none of this is planned. Every ridiculous idea is invented on the spot, neither of us can remember a single celebrity's name, and by the end we're barely capable of forming a coherent sentence. It's drunken, it's crude, it's completely unnecessary, and somehow we've managed to record another episode. Lower your expectations, pour yourself a drink and enjoy. ❤️ Much love as always, Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT xx