The Therapy Crouch

We're back in the barn for another Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey kick off with temporary rented accommodation with a festive debate over when it's socially acceptable to put up the Christmas tree, why Pete wants retro 80s coloured lights, and the tragic childhood realisation of hearing Santa fall down the stairs drunk. Things quickly heat up when Abbey defends the lost art of the wolf-whistle, only to deliver a swift threat when Pete asks if he's allowed to whistle at anyone himself. The pair also dissect modern slang phrases that put their teeth on edge, from "it's giving" to "I'd die on this hill," while Pete exposes his bizarre remote control superstition where the volume can never, under any circumstances, sit on the number 13—even in other people's houses. Plus, an Agony Ab listener discovers her wedding date lands right on the launch of GTA 6 after her fiancé requested a week-long gaming quarantine, another listener realizes she's been kept a secret partner for six months, and Pete challenges Abbey to the ultimate test: not interrupting him while he speaks at half speed. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Introduction 00:43 - Living In Rentals & The Christmas Tree Debate 03:19 - 80s Fairy Lights & Childhood Santa Disasters 05:31 - Agony Ab: Bring Back The Wolf-Whistle? 06:35 - Pete Wants To Get Whistled At 08:00 - Agony Ab: Booking A Wedding On GTA 6 Release Day 09:48 - Should You Marry A Gamer? 11:51 - 11:11 Wishes & Pete's Number 13 TV Superstition 12:47 - Touching Other People's Remote Controls 14:14 - Cringe Sayings: "Die On That Hill" & "My Bad" 15:16 - Agony Ab: He Kept Me A Secret For Six Months 18:31 - Red Flags, Beige Flags & "Luteal Phases" 21:08 - The No Interrupting Golf Challenge 22:42 - How Boring Would Pete Be On His Own? 24:43 - Flooring Delays & Wrapping Up To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back with home renovation rows as Pete questions whether flying to Florence just to look at an artisan cooker counts as an extravagant holiday. The food talk rolls on with Abbey testing Scouse dialect theories on ChatGPT, declaring northern Chinese takeaway chips superior, and defending the sacred weekly ritual of a chippy tea. Then, internet legend Big John Fisher and heavyweight boxing powerhouse Johnny Fisher (The Romford Bull) enter the barn. John shares his rapid rise from cheese delivery vans to viral social media sensation, dropping nearly seven stone with Eddie Hall, and the unwritten laws of ordering takeaway for a massive family. Johnny opens up about the reality of heavyweight camp, navigating career shifts, and what really happens behind closed doors in big fight negotiations. Plus, the gang tackles an Agony Ab about over-enthusiastic parents shouting from the touchline, and Abbey explains why she is strictly barred from spectating her kids' tennis matches. This episode is sponsored by Huel. Try Huel with £10 OFF for New Customers today using our code "therapycrouch" at huel.com/therapycrouch #AD If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Introduction & Barn Banter 04:02 - Abbey’s Florence Oven Trip Drama 06:48 - Chat Chippy Tea & Scouse Debates 11:05 - Welcoming Big John & Johnny Fisher 13:36 - Big John Fisher’s 7-Stone Weight Loss 16:28 - Johnny Fisher On Heavyweight Fight Camps 17:42 - Contract Talks & Boxing Career Moves 21:46 - From Delivering Cheese To 300 Million Views 25:42 - Big John’s Ultimate Chinese Takeaway Order 27:15 - Supporting Traditional Family Restaurants 31:40 - The Truth Behind The Romford Bull Nickname 36:20 - Over-Training & Fight Night Nerves 44:18 - Agony Ab: Embarrassing Touchline Parents 46:33 - Abbey Banned From Her Kids' Matches To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey kick off with the harsh realities of their ongoing home renovation, complete with building delays, rising costs, and mice moving into the attic before they can. Abbey explains her latest obsession with a vibration plate for lymphatic health, while Pete wonders if anyone genuinely lies on their deathbed regretting never running a marathon. The conversation spirals into futuristic tech paranoia, childhood discipline, and classic school memories. Between Abbey’s terrifying nun-run Catholic school encounters and Pete getting pinged in the head by chalk-armed science teacher,.The pair also debate whether dissecting mice in biology class was actually real or completely made up. Plus, Abbey teases an energy-draining party trick she mastered in Norway, and we tackle an Agony Ab from a Durham uni student who got caught saying the unthinkable right in front of his dissertation lecturer. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Introduction & Renovation Woes 01:10 - Mice In The Attic 03:37 - Agony Ab: Marathon Love Story 05:23 - The Power Plate Obsession 07:42 - Marriage Advice For Free Spirits 09:27 - Claire's Birthday & Golf Priorities 10:18 - Abbey's Secret Norway Magic Trick 11:18 - Social Media Callouts & Webbed Hands 13:06 - Microchip Implants & Mind Control 14:03 - Hosting Friends & Party Tricks 15:48 - Agony Ab: Uni Lecturer Nightmare 17:27 - School Punishments & Strict Teachers 19:42 - Chalk Fights & Science Dissections 22:08 - How To Handle Awkward Confessions To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey are back and things quickly derail when Gaz struggles to hide his iCloud images, accidentally flashing Abbey and Pete with old embarrassing MySpace-angle selfies to the entire studio. It’s peak Crouch chaos, proving that even after hundreds of hours on camera, GDPR is still a completely foreign concept in the barn. To celebrate a massive 200 episodes of the podcast, we are taking a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the evolution of the show, dishing out awards for our favourite moments, and bringing back a very special edition of Weekly Wines—comparing a lavish £30 Pinot Noir to a £2.99 bottle from the BP garage! We also revisit the most chaotic guest appearances from Amanda Holden to Alan Carr, discuss the hilarity of playing 'Bonk Beats' like Family Guy in the bedroom, and dive into a Hall of Fame Agony Abs segment featuring the infamous interpretive crab dance and the legend of Race Day Jack! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Celebrating 200 Episodes 01:45 - The Evolution Of The Pod 03:00 - We Actually Love Each Other 05:10 - Gaz's NSFW Selfies 06:30 - Pete Leaked More Than His Bank Card 09:00 - This Weekly Wine 10:30 - The BP Garage Wine 11:55 - The Aunty Clit Nickname 14:15 - Chinless Wonder 17:10 - Abbey's Dad Loves Pete 19:30 - Wildest Guest Awards 20:00 - Amanda Holden's Noisy Neighbours 23:30 - Bedroom Bonk Beats with The Buckley's 24:35 - Best Agony Abs Awards 25:40 - The Pink Innocence Ick 28:00 - Race Day Jack To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:200 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is nursing a brutally symmetrical Portuguese mosquito bite while Pete returns from China to face some harsh truths from their seven-year-old son Jack, who has officially ruled out marriage for good. Plus, the debate turns heated as Pete's fresh moustache gets brutally compared to an 80s p*rn star and a swinger's retreat regular. We also dive into the eternal question every partner asks: why do retired footballers abandon the pitch just to obsess over golf? Pete reveals whether hitting a hole-in-one tops scoring a Premier League screamer, while Abbey explains why an immaculately organised airing cupboard gives her a bigger high than any sport on earth. Things take a chaotic turn when a listener submits a terrifying shower prank mishap that turned a romantic routine into a trip hazard, prompting an official crouch public safety announcement. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - The Shower Shabra Warning 00:28 - Abbey's Portuguese Mosquito Bite 01:40 - Pete’s Trip to China & High-Tech Cars 03:15 - Jack’s Honest Thoughts on Marriage 04:06 - Gaz’s Food Tour in San Sebastián 05:22 - Pete’s Moustache Gets Roasted 07:01 - Airport Lounge Fan Encounters 08:20 - The Agony Ab: Shower Prank Disaster 10:28 - Why Footballers Switch to Golf 12:24 - Premier League Goal vs. Hole-in-One 14:00 - Abbey's Bowling Strike Wonder 15:52 - What Gives Abbey an Adrenaline Rush? 18:12 - Airing Cupboards & Garage Goals 20:00 - Can Pete & Abbey Watch Sports Together? 21:05 - The Great Gymnastics Debate 22:36 - Pete's Garage Organising Promise To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.