The Tim Dillon Show

<div> <p>Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced, and Katie Porter now having a chance at winning the California Governor race. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS:</p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Dose <br>Go To <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON">https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON</a> To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! </p><p>Pestie<br>Get bugs out of your house with Pestie. Go to <a href="https://pestie.com/TIM">https://pestie.com/TIM</a> for 10% off your order.<br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>American Financing<br>Go To <a href="https://americanfinancing.net/dillon">https://americanfinancing.net/dillon</a> Or Dial 866-886-5350 Start Today And You Could Even Delay 2 Mortgage Payments</p><p>Disclaimer NMLS 182334, <a href="http://nmlsconsumeraccess.org">nmlsconsumeraccess.org</a>. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-886-5350 for details about credit costs and terms. Or <a href="http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon">www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon</a></p><p>Helix <br>Go To <a href="https://helixsleep.com/timd">https://helixsleep.com/timd</a> For 20% OFF Sitewide Springs Savings Event </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://stash.com/mood">https://stash.com/mood</a> To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>American Financing<br>Go To <a href="https://americanfinancing.net/dillon">https://americanfinancing.net/dillon</a> Or Dial 866-886-5350 Start Today And You Could Even Delay 2 Mortgage Payments</p><p>Disclaimer NMLS 182334, <a href="http://nmlsconsumeraccess.org">nmlsconsumeraccess.org</a>. APR for rates in the 5s start at 6.196% for well qualified borrowers. Call 866-886-5350 for details about credit costs and terms. Or <a href="http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon">www.AmericanFinancing.net/Dillon</a></p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIM">https://mintmobile.com/TIM</a> To Get Unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON">https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON</a> Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>Gusto <br>Try Gusto Today at <a href="https://gusto.com/DILLON">https://gusto.com/DILLON</a> And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! </p><p>Ship Station<br>Go To <a href="https://shipstation.com">https://shipstation.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For A Free 60 Day Trial! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba.  </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Aura Frames <br>Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at <a href="https://on.auraframes.com/TIM">https://on.auraframes.com/TIM</a> . Promo Code TIM </p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>ARMRA<br>Go To <a href="https://armra.com/TIM">https://armra.com/TIM</a> Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order</p><p>Dose <br>Go To <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a><br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>