The Tim Dillon Show

<div> <p>Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists. </p><p>Become a Friend Of The Show <a href="https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow">https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow</a> and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!</p><p>Live Dates<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIM">https://mintmobile.com/TIM</a> To Get Unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON">https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON</a> Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! </p><p>Gusto <br>Try Gusto Today at <a href="https://gusto.com/DILLON">https://gusto.com/DILLON</a> And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! </p><p>Ship Station<br>Go To <a href="https://shipstation.com">https://shipstation.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For A Free 60 Day Trial! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba.  </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Aura Frames <br>Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at <a href="https://on.auraframes.com/TIM">https://on.auraframes.com/TIM</a> . Promo Code TIM </p><p>Neuro Gum <br>Go to <a href="https://neurogum.com">https://neurogum.com</a> &amp; Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! </p><p>ARMRA<br>Go To <a href="https://armra.com/TIM">https://armra.com/TIM</a> Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order</p><p>Dose <br>Go To <a href="https://dosedaily.co/TIM">https://dosedaily.co/TIM</a> for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a><br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity before the end of the world. </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS</p><p>Nutrafol<br>Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At <a href="https://nutrafol.com">https://nutrafol.com</a> &amp; Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! </p><p>Helix <br>Go To <a href="https://helixsleep.com/timd">https://helixsleep.com/timd</a> For 20% OFF Sitewide March Madness Sale!</p><p>Ethos<br>Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at <a href="https://ethos.com/TIM">https://ethos.com/TIM</a> Application times may vary. Rates may vary.</p><p>Pestie<br>Bugs hate to see you coming with Pestie. Go to <a href="https://pestie.com/TIM">https://pestie.com/TIM</a> for 10% off your order</p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON">https://forthepeople.com/TIMDILLON</a> Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim is joined by journalists Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill to discuss the chaotic conflict in Iran, how Israel may have influenced US action in the region, the economic impact of a Middle Eastern war, and what the end game of this situation may look like. </p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Stash<br>Go To <a href="https://get.stash.com/TIM">https://get.stash.com/TIM</a> To See How You Can Receive $25 Toward Your First Stock Purchase! </p><p>Hims ED<br>Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at <a href="https://hims.com/TIM">https://hims.com/TIM</a> <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>

<div> <p>Tim discusses the story of a homeless man stealing a leg from a crime scene, Kash Patel making an appearance at the Winter Olympics, the US starting a war with Iran, the impending AI revolution, California politician Katie Porter trying a new approach, and Bill &amp; Hillary Clinton testifying on their involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.</p><p>Live Dates:<br>🎟  <a href="https://punchup.live/TimDillon">https://punchup.live/TimDillon</a></p><p>SPONSORS: </p><p>Quince <br>Go To <a href="https://quince.com/TIM">https://quince.com/TIM</a> For FREE Shipping On Your Order &amp; 365 Day Returns! </p><p>Mint Mobile<br>Go To <a href="https://mintmobile.com/TIM">https://mintmobile.com/TIM</a> To Get 50% OFF Unlimited Premium Wireless. </p><p>Gusto <br>Try Gusto Today at <a href="https://gusto.com/DILLON">https://gusto.com/DILLON</a> And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! </p><p>Morgan &amp; Morgan <br>Got to <a href="https://forthepeople.com/TIM">https://forthepeople.com/TIM</a> Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! <br>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>Subscribe to the channel:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1">https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1</a></p><p>Instagram:<br><a href="https://instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>X:<br><a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>FB:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy">https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy</a></p><p>Tik Tok:<br><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@timd">https://www.tiktok.com/@timd</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!<br><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8</a></p><p>Merch: <br><a href="https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/">https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p>For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.</p><p>#TimGivesBack</p></div>