The Pete Davidson Audit: Thursday, October 1st, 2026

1. Israel-bound plane pilot stabbed by co-pilot, causing jet to plunge 18K feet: They ‘tried to do 9/11’ (NY Post) (15:09) 2. Pete Davidson mocks social media influencers who “do nothing” and make “$40 million a year” (Variety) (21:43) 3. ‘Dancing With the Stars’ pro confirms romance with co-star in PDA-packed debut (Page Six) (30:55) 4. Ariana Madix To Star In ‘Future Housewives’ Drama In The Works At Peacock From Brannon Braga & Seth MacFarlane (Deadline) (43:49) 5. Sia Sells Half of Her Music Catalog for Nearly $200 Million – But She May Have to Pay Her Ex-Husband (Just Jared) (49:10) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠