Explain a Lovecraft Badly: "The Alchemist"

Your host is wandering the glowing radioactive mountains this week, so instead of a usual episode, here is something from the Patreon. "Explain a Lovecraft Badly" is a series in which I summarize the works of H.P. Lovecraft in a stupid way, one story at a time. This time it's "The Alchemist," or "Wizard defies laws of time and space for murderous prank." I also research some ways in which you, too, can gain immortality to exact your revenge. Music: "an idyllic existence", by The Twilight Theme music: "Lullaby," by Kim Lightyear Cover Art: Hannah Kubiak Join The Witching Hour Patreon at the Crawdaddy or Kombucha Cultist tier and receive bonus audio content like outtakes and additional episodes. https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheWitchingHourBroadcast