“I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD A GUN”

A caller talks me through a series of misadventures he’s gotten into living in America’s south. He’s a nice a guy and it is a good episode. Vampires are bad dinner guests. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.