TS TV: A Twin Peaks Podcast

A pretty bad episode of Twin Peaks makes for a killer episode of TS TV. Coop spends a lot of time telling us about how Earle is so epic and twisted. Leo becomes a slasher villain for a scene and then runs off into the woods like Frankenstein's monster. Ben is still doing the civil war. The “old cranky mayor who is mad his brother died from f***ing this preternaturally hot woman” plotline resolves in the most insane way imaginable. Finally, Lily forgets the mill burned down and Sadie doesn't correct me– I mean her? What gives, Sadie?? ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode! ⁂ Things mentioned:Jackson Galaxy Mount EerieXiu XiuCastration MovieI Saw the TV Glow (check out our episode on it!)Reason Over Passion (film)Reason Over Passion (quilt)Joyce Wieland’s “What They Do at Sunrise”Sherilyn Fenn’s Instagram account“The dogshit Obi-Wan Kenobi show”Jeffrey Marsh (evil Twin Peaks character)Jeffrey Marsh (2010s nonbinary influencer)⁂ Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂ Music by Jamie Page Show art by Mya Fernandes-Giles This episode edited by Lily See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coop gets the lowdown from Major Briggs on his space spirit journey, and learns of some pretty rad visions and not too much else. Then he and Denise initiate Operation Boymoder to snag the nefarious Canadians, with a TS Gambit in the back pocket for when Ernie's profuse sweat makes things go south.  Meanwhile: Dick and Andy launch their own investigation into whether Little Nicky is the devil from da bible. Ed and Norma MAKE OUT!!!!!! Then Hank beats Ed up!! Then Nadine beats Hank up!!!!!!!! Ben Horne is all in on the civil war. Harry continues to be kinda gross and useless to Josie. LEO WAKES UP!! And in Fuck Mansion James is…getting played…. on some Lannister twins shit????? And Windom Earle sends his next move…….in the form of MURDER!!!!! ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode! ⁂ Things mentioned:Universal Language (2024)La Chimera (2023)The Brutalist (2024)I Saw the TV Glow (2024)The Twentieth Century (2023) (and its bizarre wikipedia article LOL)Lily’s notes on vanishing VideoEl GhourabaaLeila Marshy – My Thievery of the PeopleSuper Mario OdysseyXiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (1998)wendy carlos boymoding videoThe Straight Story (1999)Jonni Peppers' movies Wasteland (2019) and Barber Westchester (2021)⁂ Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂ Music by Jamie Page Show art by Mya Fernandes-Giles This episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound Productions See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dale decides to buy a house in Twin Peaks, and settles on the insanely cursed Dead Dog Farm. But oh mon dieu…. there was a cocaine deal done right there?? And they left their coke lying around and it could clear his name !!!! What a deus ex machina! The only thing crazier would be if Garland Briggs reappeared in the middle of the night wearing a pilot’s outfit! Now let me take a big sip of this water…. Meanwhile: old newspaperman Dougie Milford dies from a heart attack from fucking too good. His brother wants to press charges but all the boys in town are too enamored with his newlywed widow Lana so they act out a renaissance painting of fawning over her, to Lucy’s chagrin. Nadine joins the wrestling team and nearly kills Mike the snake. James continues to get drawn deeper into his bizarre softcore porn/gothic novel subplot. Audrey has a shockingly bisexual reaction to meeting Denise. Ed has a new domino??? And last but not least: Andy and Dick Tremayne become convinced that Little Nicky IS the devil from the bible!!!! ⁂ CONTENT WARNINGS FOR NEXT EPISODE: I have covid so I can’t record the next episode content warning without sounding like a Ghoul but it’s basically just the show continues to be gross to Josie and the specter of Leo’s violence arises. Usual Twin Peaks fare otherwise! ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode! ⁂ Things mentioned:Samuel Delany – DhalgrenMoby DickJoyce WielandFiona Apple – Fetch The Bolt CuttersDionne Brand – ThirtyDavid Guetta Ends Racism (note this is not the original song he actually dropped but the original is not much better tbh)Lust, Caution (2007) (NOT Lust, Passion I said it wrong lol)⁂ Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂ Music by Jamie Page Show art by Mya Fernandes-Giles This episode edited by Sadie See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TS Denise Bryson, FBI top dog, sashays into Twin Peaks to harsh-but-fairly investigate Cooper's case, and get in a lil dancing on the side. Garland's disappearance might have something to do with the Black and White Lodges. Nadine has the hots for Mike The Snake which gets her recruited into the wrestling team. James rides his big dumb motorcycle directly into softcore 🌽 (sorry, don't want this episode to get blocked). Andy and Dick Tremayne’s dad competition is complicated by the fact that Dick’s “Happy Helping Hand” foster boy loves Looney Toons antics and pranks. Hank dumps Ben Horne, who gets a bit loopy about it. Statler gets married even though Waldorf doesn’t like it. And Josie’s back! Unfortunately, the show puts her in the worst subplot of all time. ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode! ⁂ Things mentioned: 1000xResist Abnormal Mapping’s episode about 1000xResist Lorelei and the Laser Eyes Wild at Heart Movie Recs by Lex Phil Elverum (and his album Night Palace as Mount Eerie) Kentucky Route Zero Xiu Xiu Plays the Music of Twin Peaks Gilmore Girls ⁂ Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂ Music by Jamie Page Show art by Mya Fernandes-Giles This episode edited by Lily See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The show opens with an offputtingly serene Leland funeral sequence, where we also learn that Dwayne and Dougie Milford, the mayor and the publisher of the local newspaper, are brothers and angry at each other? Coop is very sad to have to say goodbye to Twin Peaks, but duty calls and he’s off to do FBI stuff….. or is he??? Turns out he’s under investigation, sponsored by Jean Renault and the dastardly RCMP! To take the edge off, he goes fishing with Garland Briggs, who…disappears?! Meanwhile: Jacoby, Catherine, and Josie all reappear with varying degrees of explanation, Nadine is the best, most throwingest cheerleader Twin Peaks High has ever seen, Andy and Dick’s dad contest begins, Bobby has a new get rich quick scheme but gets distracted by getting his dick sucked, Norma’s mom is MT Wentz, and her husband is talked by Hank and Jean into doing CyberCrime. ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected] and we may respond in a future episode! ⁂ Things mentioned:The death of David Lynch :( (and also like all of his movies)Lily’s really good DIY HRT videoAnne Anlin Cheng – “Ornamentalism”Roland Barthes’ idea of the “punctum” in photographyyou bitches can't even spell praguestranger things – the lost sister, which DOES EXIST!!⁂ Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂ Music by Jamie Page Show art by Mya Fernandes-Giles This episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound Productions See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.