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Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude
Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin
Hairy Bread and a Cloud-Seeding Conspiracy
NOV 9, 2026163 MIN
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Description
Bryan kicks things off with the YouTube weathermen who wave fried chicken at the camera, and the cloud-seeding jokes start right away. Rich walks through a week of 3D printing: kitchen sink strainers sized to the millimeter, canvas blocks for his pour paintings, a bagel slicer printed while the Walmart order came together, and a lighted frame for the 8x10s with a $6.50 LED strip, no app, and maybe an Etsy store down the road. Ron has the vinyl guy with three printers, $60,000 in cameras nobody touches, two motorcycles nobody rides, and a winch still in the box, plus a hot rod fund, early voting, and the Towle Court shooting at Fort Bragg 31 years ago. Bryan brings a Lear jet nosedive near Mar-a-Lago and the Halloween shootings, then Rich and Bryan trade pantyhose, Atlas Shrugged, Shakespeare in the Park, and the St. Crispin's Day speech. Bryan also covers Karl Bushby finishing a 31,000-mile walk around the world, the Camino de Santiago, Meta's Muse writing a local news site, the PlayStation 5 jailbreak, and the end of the game disc, while Rich and Bryan sort out POTS, hypochondria, and a great aunt who took the wrong aspirin. Rich can't make it to Kentucky this year, prints a sausage slicer, and puts out a bacon grease fire with water, and Bryan and Rich cover gassed strawberries, alcohol caps in the reefer, and a $13 pigtail wedge that's a nickel's worth of rubber and apparently worth fifty million each. Bryan closes the show with Yeggi, clothespin match guns, a dog that took off a pants leg, and MyAbandonware, home of the oldest game on the shelf, a 1965 baseball sim. Rich reports on Potapalooza, Bella, a hedge butchered down to sticks and stumps, and a week of VA appointments for hearing aids and a partial, and Ron nods off with a chainsaw humming.
Links Mentioned
MyAbandonware – the website of the week: classic games from 1965 to 2015 that you can play in your browser, including Gyruss and the PDP-10 baseball game
Yeggi – a search engine for 3D printable models across Thingiverse, MakerWorld, and other sites
MakerWorld – the 3D printing site with the image-to-3D-print tool
Thingiverse – one of the big 3D model libraries Yeggi searches
Podcast Apps – where to get a modern podcasting app and get notified when the show goes live
Sayre to Weatherford – Bryan's local news site
Muse – the AI agent that searches, writes, and sorts the news for the local site
Relaxed Male – the writing Muse was told to copy for Bryan's voice
Etsy – where the handmade lit paintings might end up
xTool – the $2,000 laser engraver everyone keeps looking at
Harbor Freight – where the tile cutter would come from
Walmart – the grocery order that gave a bagel slicer time to print, and the $2.14 bag of bagels
Amazon – where the $12 pigtail wedge lives
NOAA – the weather radar that beats the clickbait weathermen
YouTube – home of Max Velocity, Paul Hall, and the fried chicken intros
TikTok – where the cut-to-length LED strips showed up
Facebook – the pixel that knows too much, plus the pantyhose reels and the 3D printing videos
Cyberpunk 2077 – the game with the most powerful joke weapon in it
PlayStation – the PS5 jailbreak, GTA 6, and the end of the disc
IMDb – settling the Tim Burton question
Google Maps – which can't find the Potapalooza park
Buffalo Wild Wings – where the Potapalooza crowd ate afterward
Whataburger – what Rich would rather have eaten
Medieval Times – the one dinner show worth the trip
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