Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin

Yes, I Could, But I Probably Wouldn’t

OCT 19, 2026170 MIN

Description

Bryan's stuck driving back from Amarillo, so Rich and Ron start without him. Ron's two-hour Jeep shelf job turns into four and a half hours, and a four-piston air compressor and some very questionable hot rod trailering from Cruisin' the Coast round out his week. Then Rich drops the news that he's ordered a 3D printer, and his project list jumps from about 22 to about 75 in one afternoon: lighted frames for his pour paintings, a homemade Spirograph, ugly toe charms for size 13 Crocs, a brake rotor clock, and a toilet paper holder with a hinged lid. The hurricane hits at 18 miles an hour and just dies, Rich's guy lines and antenna survive it, and his hearing aids quit on him. When Bryan finally shows up he gets caught up on the printer, recaps a long day at the courthouse, and takes the show through the Ilhan Omar raid, the Minnesota fraud numbers, and why he says privateering is still legal in the U.S. Rich and Bryan trade notes on Windows 11 bloatware, bombers, and prepper-video burnout. Bryan brings up Susan Dell's face, Ron supplies the Adam's apple and ugly-tree lines, and Bryan takes the comedy tangent from Gabriel Iglesias to Josh Johnson before the Site of the Week: ArtCraft, a stack of free open-source Adobe clones. The title is the answer to whether ducks with dickheads are getting printed. Links Mentioned ArtCraft – Site of the Week, free open-source Adobe-style apps (PhotoCraft, VectorCraft, FilmCraft, SoundCraft, and more) Adobe – the subscription software those clones are aimed at Audacity – the free audio editor, version 3.8 vs. 4 Etsy – where lighted frames might sell, as long as the design is original Amazon – the four-piston air compressor, USB LED strips, phone cases, and the needle felting kit Gemini – Gemini Live and its room-by-room 3D print ideas Claude – asked about the lighted frame idea too Hobby Lobby – filament and clock parts Michaels – more filament Crocs – the shoes getting ugly toe charms Facebook – marriage advice groups, Where's Waldo posts, and Josh Johnson clips YouTube – Josh Johnson clips, prepper videos, and the Windows 11 video that started it Reddit – where the Susan Dell photo blew up HBO Max – Josh Johnson's show GitHub – home of the Windows 11 bloatware remover that landed in the chat Microsoft – Windows 11 and Edge, with the tracking switched off PodcastApps.com – directory of modern podcast apps that support funding tags and chapters TwoGrumpyVets.com – the show's website, with the Value for Value tab PayPal – one-time or recurring support for the show Patreon – the paywall game we don't play Support the Show No sponsors here — you are the sponsor. Support us with your Time, Talent, or Treasure: Time – share the show with someone who'd enjoy it Talent – send us album/episode/chapter art (2000x2000px) Treasure – hit "Support This Show" in your podcast app for one-time or recurring support via PayPal Get In Touch Email Bryan: [email protected] Email Rich: [email protected] Got a question for the Duuude? Send it to either email above and we'll make sure he sees it (eventually). If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here. If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.