2 - Fed Ex Zombies, In-N-Out Dealers & Psychic Coyotes

A spider spent the whole episode trying to climb into Brendan's ketchup costume. It almost made it. Welcome back to Weirdos with Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney. We're married, we're business partners, and this week we're sitting on our front stoop dressed as ketchup and mustard for no reason at all. This week, in a Brendetta, the young workers at Federal Express just stare at Brendan like zombies. Somebody is dealing In-N-Out on Facebook Marketplace, and we settle In-N-Out vs. Whataburger (sorry, Texas). Brendan explains how coyotes talk to each other psychically. A woman steals a 12-foot skeleton from Home Depot right next door to the police station, and the cops track her down with a drone. Maine holds a wife carrying championship, a 99-year-old wing walker breaks the record and her 97-year-old rival wants revenge, and in another Brendetta, cyclists crawl down the middle of the road at five miles an hour and get Queen blasted at them. New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and turn on notifications, you weirdos. 0:00 Ketchup and mustard on the stoop 2:43 What Brendan misses about the Marines 6:38 Brendetta: LeBron haters 13:21 Brendetta: Fed Ex zombies 19:30 Garden State and elder millennials 21:16 The spider arrives 22:38 Brendetta: cyclists 24:17 Pumpkin patch and the Texas corn maze 27:17 Christy's weird secret 28:17 Psychic coyotes in Central Park 31:08 Harry Potter, Twilight and fandoms 35:23 Weird news: wife carrying in Maine 39:49 The Home Depot skeleton heist 42:17 Petty Betty, the 99-year-old wing walker 44:21 Mystery object in a Minnesota cornfield 47:13 In-N-Out dealers and Whataburger 50:27 Texas Man and the banana 52:49 Paris celebrates not getting married 53:57 Not a Wedding Crasher 57:16 Brendan needs to do something weird Join Christy on Substack. It's free. Every week Christy sends a letter for millennials trying to hold it all together: identity, beauty, burnout, healing, marriage, motherhood, attempted adulthood, the things she actually uses, and all the intrusive thoughts in between. No ads and no algorithm, just honest, funny, slightly feral writing that lands in your inbox. Recent letters cover the loneliness epidemic, what nobody tells you about writing a memoir, and what it costs women to build something in public. Every Weirdos episode is posted there too, so you can watch the full show and read along in one place. Come for the weirdness. Stay to see how much weirder it gets. Subscribe: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com Watch Weirdos on Substack: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com/s/weirdos Christy's book, Once Upon a Trainwreck, is out now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPK49FBV/ Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and everywhere you get podcasts Follow @weirdospod on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices