3 - Pet Bricks, Crabnappers & Christy's Replica Head on eBay

Weirdos #3 comes to you live from bed. Christy and Brendan report on a week where the news is weird, the crab is stolen, and a stranger on eBay owns a cast of Christy's severed head. This week: a mafia-themed charity party with real armed guards checking under the cars, a 12-hour UT football day that Brendan is still recovering from, and a kids' Halloween party outfit that made every husband in the room very uncomfortable. Then the comedy show line from hell, an Uber driver's AI techno playlist that should be studied by scientists, and the time Brendan drove for Uber and his very first passenger was Kanye West. Christy brings the weird news: 3,000 pounds of snow crab stolen out of a truck, a Florida man who drove to the police station on his rims, China's pet brick trend, a man who swallowed $760,000 in Tiffany earrings, and a cop who moved into a dead man's house to "prevent squatters." Plus Rose, Bud, Thorn and a guided meditation for anyone stuck behind a slow driver. 00:00 Weirdos From Bed 01:20 Brendan's Sleep Score (Dead Battery) 02:28 The Mafia Party With Armed Guards 05:17 12 Hours at a UT Football Game 08:22 The Kids' Halloween Party Outfit 11:25 Sugar, the Other White Powder 12:17 The Worst Comedy Show Line Ever 13:19 The Uber Driver's AI Slop Playlist 16:02 Brendan's First Uber Passenger Was Kanye 17:52 Three Lines, One Yondr Bag and an Undercover Cop 24:08 Who Produced DMX's Barks? 26:19 Is Bacon Breakfast or Lunch? 29:16 Our First (Terrible) Jingle 29:53 Christy's Severed Head Is on eBay 32:46 Brendan Quits the News 34:08 Weird News: 3,000 Pounds of Stolen Snow Crab 37:03 Florida Man Drives to the Police on His Rims 38:01 Brendan's Pre-Marines Rim Ride 39:31 China's Pet Brick Trend 41:06 The Man Who Swallowed $760K in Tiffany Earrings 44:12 The Cop Who Moved Into a Dead Man's House 48:05 Why the Orlando Airport Is Like This 50:31 Rose, Bud, Thorn 52:34 A Meditation for Slow Drivers Watch on Spotify! Read and subscribe on Christy's Substack, where every Weirdos episode lives alongside Christy's stories, essays and updates: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com/s/weirdos New episodes every Tuesday on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts. Follow the show on Instagram: @weirdospod #Weirdos #WeirdosPodcast #ChristyCarlsonRomano #ComedyPodcast #CouplesPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices