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That screeching noise emitting from your cell phone is just a test.

Weather: "Hurts Like Hell" by Charlotte Cornfield⁠⁠

This episode was written with Calvin Kasulke.

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

Episode transcripts

Order Night Vale's signature fragrance, Mostly Void Partially Stars, from Sucreabeille

Pre-order THIS WILL RUIN THE TOUR by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, & Brie Williams

Read THE NUDGE by Joseph Fink

Listen to UNLICENSED⁠⁠ by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Only on Audible

Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game

Subscribe to the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories

Patreon is how we exist!

Music: Disparition

Logo: Rob Wilson

Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram

A production of Night Vale Presents
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

296 - Emergency Alerts

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