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This episode may contain accidental demolition, fixing things with a shovel, making America great again, Lady Gaga, Morgan Freeman, random dog facts, book recommendations, music recommendations, tv recommendations. We're having to make do with what we've got just now, so apologies about dodgy, out-of-sync sound in some areas. Get in touch with agony aunt questions over at @thestandardmag on instagram.

WARNING: This episode may contain hummus, pharaohs, rubbish burglars, fake plants, pancakes, major life decisions and not much corona talk. Seriously, we barely mention it. So if you wanna escape it all, hit listen and tell a friend! Follow @thestandardmag on instagram

This episode may contain a casette tape, a dump in a park, a gay knee, a violin, and some terrible advice. Also, Michael is grumpy - enter at your own risk. Follow us on instagram Follow Jack Follow Michael Website

WARNING: This episode may contain a shark corpse, IKEA-based crime, A Lesbian SUMO Wrestler, Princess Diana, workplace cleanliness & a court cause which isn't funny, except for the fact that it is. Follow @thestandardmag on Instagram

It's podcast time! In this episode we discuss the most bizarre news stories we could find about animals, and also everyone's favourite new game, 'Florida Man'. Follow @thestandardmag on instagram to see what we're doing!