Ep 54: We Made Dating Profiles… We’re Screwed

What would our dating profiles look like if we suddenly had to start over in 2026? Apparently… not great. This week starts on a much more serious note after a scary situation at our daughter’s school left us a bit shaken right before filming the episode. Thankfully, everything turned out okay, but it was one of those parenting moments that drains every bit of energy out of you. Then we desperately needed to lighten things up. So we decided to answer dating-app prompts and build the profiles we’d have if we were single today. Bucket lists, greatest strengths, love languages, biggest risks, dating dealbreakers… and somehow Shane’s entire profile basically becomes Apple, dessert, and food. We also get into whether we’d actually use dating apps, blind-date photo shoots, why Caroline would absolutely run a background check, old movie quotes, and much more. Turns out we should probably just stay married. Thanks for hanging out with us! If you have a topic, question, or ridiculous idea for a future episode, drop it in the comments or send it anonymously through the link below. --- 🎙️ New episodes every week 📺 Watch/listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get podcasts *💬 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS:* Got a topic or question for us? Submit anonymously here: https://shanewhatley.com/wife-approved-podcast/ --- *📱 CONNECT WITH US* 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wifeapprovedpodcast 🏠 Shane's Smart Home YouTube: https://youtube.com/@ShaneCreates --- *⭐ If you're enjoying the podcast, leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts – it helps us a lot! Thanks for listening.* #WifeApprovedPodcast #MarriagePodcast #RealTalk #SmartHome Chapters 0:00 — Intro 0:31 — A Scary Day Before Filming (as a parent) 7:44 — Let’s Talk Dating Apps 10:41 — Building Our Dating Profiles 18:15 — What Is Dating Us Actually Like? 22:53 — How We Wind Down & Get Out of a Funk 26:34 — Two Truths and a Lie 29:49 — Would We Actually Use a Dating App? 31:17 — Love Languages & Dating Dealbreakers 34:33 — Movie Quotes, Rom-Coms & Why Movies Changed 44:12 — Caroline’s Pilates Update 47:16 — Our Embarrassing MySpace Era 51:41 — Dating Again Would Require a Background Check 53:13 — Wrapping Up