Worthless Clowns

Brittany and Ali’s unconscious tries its very best to get them out of their terrible relationships. A listener discovers they may be autistic, but must first write an essay to prove it to their doctor. Memories of monster pigs, smashing cologne on your head, and the Reading the Minds Eye test. We want your stories!!! Send them in here and we will read them on the pod: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dUW3R4J7smcoWQO-ChGTPMERkZbvTjlrZiM4bzfJ9IM/edit?ts=696e8197 For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate us!! And check us out on YouTube! theme music by Adam Turay

For her birthday Brittany’s ex gets her a rage room and a cameo from favorite New Zealand rapper. Ali’s late to all her appointments because she can’t stop looking at her fish tank, and teaches her therapist to communicate in terms of “I’m a piece of shit.” Memories of 5 Girls, jade eggs, and Korn of course. We want your stories!!! Send them in here and we will read them on the pod: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dUW3R4J7smcoWQO-ChGTPMERkZbvTjlrZiM4bzfJ9IM/edit?ts=696e8197 For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate us!! And check us out on YouTube! theme music by Adam Turay

Brittany is depressed and embarrassed that she is unable to order a spicy meal. Ali’s experiencing delusions of her dog chewing her paw. We decide to make taxidermy rat versions of ourselves. A listener’s boyfriend has seemingly never met a gay man and also cannot grasp what it means to be bi. Memories of Goku’s special attack, shaving bushes, and break-ups on birthdays. We want your stories!!! Send them in here and we will read them on the pod: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dUW3R4J7smcoWQO-ChGTPMERkZbvTjlrZiM4bzfJ9IM/edit?ts=696e8197 For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate us!! And check us out on YouTube! theme music by Adam Turay

We hype up pre-show by beating our chests, power posing, and self affirming. Brittany struggles to understand the pain scale and telling two famous old men apart. Ali gets high for her IUD insertion and is scared of who she will become if she starts wearing hats. A woman with loose butt cheeks gets chased down by the French police for trying to put in a tampon. Memories of overblown Ted Talks, misidentifying gar, and Siegfried and Roy. We want your stories!!! Send them in here and we will read them on the pod: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dUW3R4J7smcoWQO-ChGTPMERkZbvTjlrZiM4bzfJ9IM/edit?ts=696e8197 For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate us!! And check us out on YouTube! theme music by Adam Turay

A man confronts Brittany about her big huge hotdog eyes. Ali chokes up around a band she just got into, and keeps waking up to a country song about boobs. A listener accidentally breaks into her boss’s house and makes a really big mess. Memories of Korn breakdowns, horse plates for dad, and tic tac toe. We want your stories!!! Send them in here and we will read them on the pod: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dUW3R4J7smcoWQO-ChGTPMERkZbvTjlrZiM4bzfJ9IM/edit?ts=696e8197 For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate us!! And check us out on YouTube! theme music by Adam Turay