Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™. 

No dogs, babies, or squares allowed.

In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they represent your final connection with your native tongue:

SCAT: Gom zibby, glom zibby, bop zibby domp! 
ENGLISH: Please, do not raise your voice; I have a terrific heroin headache. 

SCAT: Bomp ZEE bop! Spoo-da-lee BEE zot? 
ENGLISH: Has this pepper spray you’re selling me been “stepped on?”

SCAT: Babe sop potta womp, bum bop zee bop! 
ENGLISH: Your newborn baby is as uninteresting to me as the baking soda pabulum that’s currently passing for heroin. 

SCAT: Bomp…zeep…bomp. 
ENGLISH: Ha! I’ve once again taken heroin and fallen asleep whilst driving! 

SCAT: Stomp dee-domp, stomp dee-domp, squeep bomp—DEE bomp? 
ENGLISH: Have you a spare behavior modification helmet and some heroin? 

SCAT: Salt PEE nutz! 
ENGLISH: This uncut heroin you’ve provided strikes me as both deadly and affordable.

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 &lt;p&gt;Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No dogs, babies, or squares allowed.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they represent your final connection with your native tongue:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SCAT&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;Gom zibby, glom zibby, bop zibby domp!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;ENGLISH&lt;/strong&gt;: Please, do not raise your voice; I have a terrific heroin headache. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SCAT&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;Bomp ZEE bop! Spoo-da-lee BEE zot?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;ENGLISH&lt;/strong&gt;: Has this pepper spray you’re selling me been “stepped on?”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SCAT&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;Babe sop potta womp, bum bop zee bop!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;ENGLISH&lt;/strong&gt;: Your newborn baby is as uninteresting to me as the baking soda pabulum that’s currently passing for heroin. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SCAT&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;Bomp…zeep…bomp.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;ENGLISH&lt;/strong&gt;: Ha! I’ve once again taken heroin and fallen asleep whilst driving! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SCAT&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;Stomp dee-domp, stomp dee-domp, squeep bomp—DEE bomp?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;ENGLISH&lt;/strong&gt;: Have you a spare behavior modification helmet and some heroin? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SCAT&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;Salt PEE nutz!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;ENGLISH&lt;/strong&gt;: This uncut heroin you’ve provided strikes me as both deadly and affordable. &lt;/p&gt;
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Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1)

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