The Cops Read My Joke Notebook w/ Sam Morril | Your Mom's House Ep. 881

Check out Sam’s new special “Incorrect“ on Netflix! SPONSORS: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. Ready to regrow your hair? Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/YMH for personalized care-from hair to ED to weight loss and more. https://hims.com/YMH Find pieces made for real life, and get even more value with Wayfair Rewards. Join Wayfair Rewards today to get five percent back on every purchase. Head to https://Wayfair.com to shop all things home. Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 20% Off Sitewide. Sup, chomos! Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome this week with your new stepdad, Sam Morril, whose new special Sam Morril: Incorrect is streaming now on Netflix. Before the opening clip even rolls, the two are swapping notes from their European tours: Finnish house whiskey, Budapest's Terror House museum, the world's oldest Ferris wheel from The Third Man, and post-communist roller coasters with no safety bar. From there it's reliving Garth Brooks discovering Facebook from a hotel bed, Sam's Ryan Gosling and Matthew McConaughey crushes, the rat extermination from Sam's special, and a Main Mommy breakfast of Prozac, coffee and whiskey. before they spiral into JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and Bill Clinton's jujitsu-level charm. Plus: Christina's TikTok curations include Chinese Girlfriend guy, the infinite pocket jeans, a chili dog video that would not end, hillbilly beatbox, the night New Orleans cops read Sam's joke notebook out loud, and the YMH courtship hotline remains open for business. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 881 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:42 - Finnish Whiskey & Budapest's Terror House 00:09:30 - Dark Tourism & Post-Communist Roller Coasters 00:16:28 - Opening Clip: M. Night Shyamalan's Movie Diary 00:20:45 - Garth Brooks Discovers Facebook 00:28:35 - Temptation On The Road & Rat Whisperer Sam 00:34:20 - Rich Depressed Celebrities & Bombing On Purpose 00:41:39 - Infinite Pocket Jeans & Christina's Quadruple Ds 00:45:15 - Deadbeat Dads, JFK, Marilyn Monroe & Picky Eaters 00:50:58 - Christina's Curations: The Chinese Girlfriend Guy 00:56:56 - The Cops Read Sam's Joke Notebook 01:00:59 - Grizzly Man & Why Christina Hates Nature 01:04:25 - The Never-Ending Chili Dog Video 01:08:07 - Hillbilly Beatbox & Degenerate DMs 01:15:38 - Is It Cake? 01:18:22 - Closing Song - "Mommy Fart'n In Yo Face" by DJ Boy Butter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices