Dookie Nukem

Karoline Leavitt may have resigned after learning Trump used her as an unwitting decoy on the less secure Air Force One while he escaped Turkey in a catering cart with aide Natalie Harp. Trump’s crypto company World Liberty Financial just got approved to become a bank. ICE is spending $20 million on shock gloves, foodborne illness is up 400%, and Mitch McConnell is officially Bigfoot. F*** You, So What.