How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend

Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided to just leave it in the trail trash.  Lindsay's Instagram algorithm is puppies and makeup. Chelsea's is full of girls making out and sex product ads.  Chelsea posted her first foot photo at 2 AM with full production, lighting, lotion, angles.  Lindsay is grieving physically, therapy wipes her out every Monday, and she wants to start dating like an Amish person: once a week, 9AM to 4PM only, no acknowledging each other's families until formally introduced.  Chelsea took the wrong medication combination for a week and was "real real bad."  The restaurant stopped scheduling Chelsea. The podcast is taking over. They're writing a book about how to get divorced with your best friend and they are not kidding.  August better show up because July was huge. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube:  Honestly Smartless