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Hey Idiots!

Jessica Michelle Singleton

Drugs in Court, Sperm Bank Chaos & Losing My Mind

DEC 17, 202542 MIN
Hey Idiots!

Drugs in Court, Sperm Bank Chaos & Losing My Mind

DEC 17, 202542 MIN

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Jessica Michelle Singleton goes solo and spirals through some of the most absurd headlines imaginable — a fentanyl dealer bringing drugs to court, a sperm donor fathering nearly 200 kids, and an elderly man fined for spitting out a leaf. Somehow, it only gets more unhinged from there.Between news rants, Jessica unpacks her own ADHD chaos, expired registration tickets, money panic, aging as a woman, menopause jokes, internet pile-ons, and the mental toll of obsessing over social media numbers. It’s a raw, funny, and honest comedy episode about modern life, creativity burnout, and trying to stay sane in a very dumb timeline.Expect dark humor, sharp commentary, and the kind of side quests only a solo rant can deliver.🎧 New livestreams every Tuesday — come hang live on YouTube at 6PM PT / 9PM ET!👀Watch my new special "Hi Y'all!"📬 Join my email list to request me live in your city and get first dibs on tickets!🪪 Become an OFFICIAL MEMBER of the IDIOT ASYLUM (JMS Fan Club) and get bonus content, hand written postcards from me and more!Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/hey-idiots/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy