<p><em>NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! “THE” crime statistic, per good-at-math caller?</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Friday, April 3, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:02:16) 🗞️ US jet shot down… Trump: Say UNC, Avuncular</p><p>* (0:07:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Knowledge Is Poison - Hake tee</p><p>* (0:10:44) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Movie references.</p><p>* (0:12:45) D: Azzmador-JLP interview: Andrew Anglin</p><p>* (0:18:35) D: Art in OH, GGW</p><p>* (0:21:15) D: Lee letter to wife re: Slavery; Kentucky is beautiful</p><p>* (0:27:42) 📞 HADEN, TX: “KFC”; Pam Bondi out</p><p>* (0:33:05) H: Popcorn: “my people,” my nation …</p><p>* (0:41:17) H: Pride?</p><p>* (0:42:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala: Bad News Bears</p><p>* (0:46:06) D: Ticked at callers talking about wives, very provocative</p><p>* (0:53:40) D: Bless Israel? Iran war? Pat Tillman… Fragging?</p><p>* (1:02:06) 💬 Supers: YT</p><p>* (1:04:03) 💬 Coffees…</p><p>* (1:08:47) 💬 Supers…</p><p>* (1:12:00) 📞 TORY, CA: Sheltered from “fiends”;</p><p>* (1:20:15) T: bifurcated view; Liberal education almost k’d me; Hispanics</p><p>* (1:24:51) 💬 Coffees… escape!</p><p>* (1:32:55) 🚫 ALEX, CA: get back to me</p><p>* (1:33:18) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Psalm 22; Israelites, Sunblock, Jesus</p><p>* (1:37:34) R: Go elsewhere</p><p>* (1:38:38) R: Ryan, John…</p><p>* (1:41:51) R: black-on-black crime “statistic” confusion</p><p>* (1:44:58) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Nation? Size of countries</p><p>* (1:50:07) Pre-Outro</p><p>* (1:50:40) 📞 ALEX, CA: Don’t understand one another</p><p>* (1:53:23) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/3/hake-fri-4-3-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/3/hake-fri-4-3-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/news">HAKE NEWS</a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/3/jlp-fri-4-3-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/3/jlp-fri-4-3-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/19PP4jaEckM">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v77z57i-hake-fri-4-3-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1375210">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1257284029904671">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2040096994220282156">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/59NywdCKKFSi">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/3YYl0tzB0bdG">Alt</a>)</p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>