<p><em>Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:03:46) News…</p><p>* (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business</p><p>* (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars</p><p>* (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: COVID-19 shenanigans, white Americans</p><p>* (0:26:02) A: Loyalty, not betrayal… Love for black Americans</p><p>* (0:28:56) A: Haden, Mark, meet honorable black people; Ryan, read the room</p><p>* (0:32:10) A: Respect native American black people</p><p>* (0:33:59) A: Trump at Supreme Court, birthright citizenship; dual citizenship</p><p>* (0:37:29) A: NBA player kicked out for Christian preaching?</p><p>* (0:39:05) 🗣️ NBA story: Jaden Ivey, Colin Kaepernick</p><p>* (0:43:09) 📞 JOSH, GA: Can talk with anybody, unprovoked</p><p>* (0:50:10) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Welfare, Prov 30: 15… intentions</p><p>* (0:52:35) A: Suspicious space pics: Psalm 115: 16, Don’t go to heavens…?</p><p>* (0:58:21) A: Trump not Christian? Immorality, end times</p><p>* (1:04:53) A: Apocryphal books, pig DNA in corn</p><p>* (1:06:31) A: Emergency Room Covid test up the nose, “all about money”</p><p>* (1:08:17) 💬 Coffees…</p><p>* (1:11:03) 💬 Popcorn: Self-awareness, into one’s race?</p><p>* (1:15:41) 💬 Rumble: Liberation Day</p><p>* (1:17:32) 📞 HADEN, TX: Proud black man in USA? My people, self-awareness</p><p>* (1:23:00) H: Jaden Ivey, NBA, Adam Silver, culture against freedom, white</p><p>* (1:29:54) H: Mark Levin vs Our Future President on MAGA</p><p>* (1:33:50) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Shoutout to men</p><p>* (1:40:31) 💬 Coffees, go back? Supers, Rumble</p><p>* (1:41:40) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sorry y’all don’t</p><p>* (1:48:43) 💬 Supers…</p><p>* (1:51:00) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI; go on Whatever</p><p>* (1:53:56) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/2/hake-thu-4-2-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/2/hake-thu-4-2-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/2/jlp-thu-4-2-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/2/jlp-thu-4-2-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/2/jlp-thu-4-2-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/5aUzLq8K6Fk">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v77xk46-hake-thu-4-2-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1374523">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1264640489112389">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2039734606245539871">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/Jtsr1agrIMKP">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/oGpuPpdgDqDA">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/260402-Thu-Hake">Odysee</a></p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>