<p><em>Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer</p><p>(0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! “Not All” JLP tee</p><p>(0:06:44) 📞 MIKE, CA: Thx. Wanting to impress. Family. Armenians.</p><p>(0:23:05) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: We are not victims. commence par avoir des enfants</p><p>(0:34:57) MICHAEL, Trump credit?</p><p>(0:37:21) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: Ivory Coast, Africa; Queen Harriet</p><p>(0:46:47) MAZE on riots and stuff, Trump pardons…</p><p>(0:54:14) MAZE: I don’t hate people. Epstein.</p><p>(0:59:13) 💬 Coffee: Greggatron</p><p>(1:00:41) 💬 Popcorn: WH Walk of Fame</p><p>(1:09:36) 💬 Supers: Cesar, Terri… chat shoutouts</p><p>(1:12:29) 📞 ALLEN, MI: No s— before marriage! Telegony</p><p>(1:19:56) Telegony… per Google AI</p><p>(1:21:14) Border Patrol per CNN</p><p>(1:25:34) 🖼️ Galaxy frogs</p><p>(1:27:32) Leo didn’t watch Titanic</p><p>(1:28:50) 🗒️ Shoplifting, Return Fraud…</p><p>(1:35:59) Anchor Baby, WWF / WWE</p><p>(1:38:02) Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua</p><p>(1:43:09) 💬 Popcorn… Trump truth, Punchie TV</p><p>(1:48:09) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Trump economy</p><p>(1:53:30) Outro</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/18/hake-thu-12-18-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/12/18/hake-thu-12-18-25</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/18/jlp-thu-12-18-25"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/18/jlp-thu-12-18-25">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/12/18/jlp-thu-12-18-25</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/OCn_2Fqy5zs">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v735ake-hake-thu-12-18-25.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/foxhole/thehakereport?topic=1303077">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1164271829207719">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2001698982846746732">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/1yMJCp0pUNoQ">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/LoxEpR5ezc0a">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/251218-Thu-Hake">Odysee</a> </p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/low-trust-culture-infecting-america"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a> </p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>