<p><em>Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y’all never talk about CWP’s (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend!</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:05:50) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:07:35) 💬 Supers: Mirages</p><p>* (0:13:16) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Gluten, Celiac Disease, Wife</p><p>* (0:16:35) D: Ruined pizza night, sick of Broccoli, H.W. Bush</p><p>* (0:19:20) D: Gas prices racket; Home prices</p><p>* (0:22:30) D: Crises make money; You’re just tax revenue to govt; Trump?</p><p>* (0:25:02) 🗣️ JOHN, KY vs D: Do you talk about whites?</p><p>* (0:31:07) DAVID: White people too…</p><p>* (0:33:15) D: Stories of black friends</p><p>* (0:35:37) D: David’s call got them riled! Wed 3-25-26</p><p>* (0:38:30) D: Story …</p><p>* (0:40:25) 💬 Super: misjudgin’</p><p>* (0:41:16) 📞 ART, OH: Ladies in leadership, schools, “bad kids”</p><p>* (0:45:37) A: Sometimes offended; teens jobs given away</p><p>* (0:48:26) A: Hake on not following the trends</p><p>* (0:49:40) A: Story as a kid, not participating with bad kids</p><p>* (0:51:31) A: Tiffany Henyard, acting Republican; don’t trust them!</p><p>* (0:53:44) A: AI “Alpha School”</p><p>* (0:55:52) 📞 AL, AR: Offended by silly things; Suspicion at stores; Facts</p><p>* (0:58:46) AL: AI warning, lack of skills in America</p><p>* (1:00:49) AL: Judging others’ hearts; Work, dignity; Comparing people</p><p>* (1:04:00) AL: Schools for girls, black girl magic</p><p>* (1:05:58) AL: JLP, Booker T Washington, entitled attitudes, be in demand</p><p>* (1:08:54) 🗣️ MAZE, OH vs AL: You talking to a CWP</p><p>* (1:10:37) MAZE vs AL: black doctors, black women in childbirth</p><p>* (1:13:44) M vs A: Ab—tion 50M black Americans; culture</p><p>* (1:15:22) M vs A: Hillary twerking? Black Girl Magic</p><p>* (1:19:01) MAZE: Ancestors, Ghana pushed UN resolution</p><p>* (1:21:17) UN resolution “gravest of crimes”</p><p>* (1:23:57) 💬 Super: CSAL</p><p>* (1:24:42) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn again, and Michael traitor</p><p>* (1:31:55) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump on funerals; Young death; AIPAC, Western Wall</p><p>* (1:37:06) Z: Loyalty?</p><p>* (1:39:27) Z: Loyalty for Trump?</p><p>* (1:47:07) Z: Erika mad about Druski; bullet mismatch</p><p>* (1:49:37) Z: Don’t vote Democrat</p><p>* (1:50:33) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Godfather? Sunblock invention? Jesus? John 8: 54</p><p>* (1:53:13) 📞 RYAN, IL… BYE, y’all!</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/31/hake-tue-3-31-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/31/hake-tue-3-31-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/31/jlp-tue-3-31-26"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/31/jlp-tue-3-31-26">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/31/jlp-tue-3-31-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/acwzoGTcGwk">YouTube</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://rumble.com/v77u666-hake-tue-3-31-26.html">Rumble</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1373079">Pilled</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/966207895824412">FB Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2039009826517229956">X Live</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/urW69S3j4pzW">BitChute</a> (<a target="_blank" href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/HZu5zpu0jWqJ">Alt</a>) - <a target="_blank" href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/260331-Tue-Hake">Odysee</a></p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a target="_blank" href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2">Apple</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg">Spotify</a> - <a target="_blank" href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a target="_blank" href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>