Their Milkshake Is Not Bringing Anyone to the Yard — DC United 0-0 Atlanta United | Week 5 2026

MAR 24, 202649 MIN
RFK Refugees Podcast

Their Milkshake Is Not Bringing Anyone to the Yard — DC United 0-0 Atlanta United | Week 5 2026

MAR 24, 202649 MIN

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<p>DC United grind out a 0-0 draw in Atlanta and are somehow seven points from five games. The defense is excellent. The offense is not bringing anyone to the yard. Renée Wilder knows it, admits it, and is playing the hand he's been dealt. Jon and Ted break it all down — plus a full Washington Spirit recap after a 2-2 draw against Louisville Racing.<br /></p><p>In this episode:</p><ul><li>DC United 0-0 Atlanta United: defensively stout, offensively anemic</li><li>Renée Wilder admits the team can't score right now — and this is what he must do</li><li>Silvan Hefti: early season MVP conversation</li><li>Matti Peltola: another big game</li><li>Brandon Servania: quietly his best performance of the season</li><li>Gabriel Pirani: still the problem, still starting</li><li>Peglow and the right wing situation — time for a change?</li><li>Caden Clark and Hosei Kijima off the bench: immediate difference</li><li>Jackson Hopkins as an eight — is Dax McCarty right?</li><li>Gavin Turner's debut</li><li>Aaron Herrera and Louis Munteanu: both back after the international break</li><li>Hakim Karamoko: still listed as illness, still no update</li><li>Is this the good version of Benny Ball?</li><li>Would you rather be DC United or Atlanta right now?</li><li>Listener Q&amp;A: did we learn anything? Bunkering vs Dallas?</li><li>Washington Spirit 2-2 Louisville Racing: so close, yet so far</li><li>Sofia Cantore screamer from 25 yards</li><li>Trinity Rodman concussion sub — will she start against Utah?</li><li>Sandy McIver under the microscope</li><li>Lucia de Guglielmo: the Silvan Hefti of the Spirit</li><li>Hal Hirschfeld, Andy Sullivan's return, and the Croix Bethune discussion</li><li>Claudia Martinez impressing early</li></ul><p>Extended analysis and full Patreon listener Q&amp;A at the $5 tier: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://patreon.com/rfkrefugees" target="_blank">patreon.com/rfkrefugees</a></p><p></p><p>Follow us on Bluesky, Facebook, Instagram, and Threads @rfkrefugees</p><p>Vamos.</p>