<p>Ted's on vacation so Jon called in Gregory Roche from Pitch Pass for 90 minutes of group therapy. DC United grind out a 0-0 draw against Philadelphia Union, the CSO posts AI-written LinkedIn content that doesn't know how many championship stars are on the badge, and Louis Munteanu's future becomes a very real conversation.</p><p>In this episode:</p><ul><li>DC United 0-0 Philadelphia Union: defensively solid, offensively invisible</li><li>The LinkedIn Chronicles: AI-written post cites wrong number of stars on the badge</li><li>Renée Weiler sounding like a podcast host in press conferences, not a coach</li><li>Open Cup exit vs One Knoxville SC: the beginning of the end for Gabriel Pirani?</li><li>Was this Weiler's transfer window or the doctor's? Gregory makes the case</li><li>The schizophrenic roster build: great defense, no attacking plan</li><li>Louis Munteanu: Gregory raises the uncomfortable question — is he gone before the end of the season?</li><li>Silvan Hefti and Aaron Herrera: the right back situation explained</li><li>Gavin Turner and Caden Clark need more minutes — both hosts agree</li><li>Nikola Markovic in the six role: working for now</li><li>The Pirani Summer/Fall cycle: it's coming, it always comes</li><li>Locker room sources: reportedly not well-liked internally</li><li>Is the season done and dusted? Gregory says absolutely not</li><li>Eastern Conference reality check: DC United are in a playoff spot</li><li>How to actually market this club — Eddie Pope, Clyde Sims, the flag</li><li>The academy, Kevin Flanagan, and the talent rich DC area</li><li>Orlando preview: yin and yang of MLS mediocrity</li><li>Full listener Q&amp;A</li></ul><p>This week's full episode is on the free feed — no Patreon required.</p><p>Check out Gregory Roche at <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://pitchpass.com" target="_blank">pitchpass.com</a><br />Follow us on Bluesky, Facebook, Instagram, and Threads @rfkrefugees</p><p>Vamos.</p>