<p>We go through different theories of WHY the Iran war is happening: ZOG/Epstein, Venezualizing Iran, Destabilizing the Gulf, Neo-Neoconservativism, immamentalizing the evangelical eschaton, or just because they can</p><p><strong>For the full episode, support the show at </strong><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/thiswreckage"><strong>http://patreon.com/thiswreckage</strong></a></p><p>Kharg theory: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.eenews.net/articles/the-oil-island-that-could-break-iran/">https://www.eenews.net/articles/the-oil-island-that-could-break-iran/</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://x.com/guy_laron/status/2030262780389937167">https://x.com/guy_laron/status/2030262780389937167</a></p><p>Uniparty Theory: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.dropsitenews.com/p/trump-iran-regime-change-democrats-chuck-schumer-midterms?utm_source=publication-search">https://www.dropsitenews.com/p/trump-iran-regime-change-democrats-chuck-schumer-midterms?utm_source=publication-search</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-nuclear-2672345081/">https://responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-nuclear-2672345081/</a></p><p>Armageddon Theory: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://theintercept.com/2026/03/05/iran-war-end-times-christian/">https://theintercept.com/2026/03/05/iran-war-end-times-christian/</a></p><p>Klip Theory: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-we-struck-iran">https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-we-struck-iran</a></p><p>Mike Prysner on mobilization: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://x.com/MikePrysner/status/2030106988265578976">https://x.com/MikePrysner/status/2030106988265578976</a></p><p>Song: Discharge - Why? (Reprise) &amp; Visions of War</p>