Grasp the godbunny’s paw and prepare for “adventure”! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown together by an uninspired author in a book that has no right calling itself an Easter story! Huzzah!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a deceptively tricky round of Interactive Fiction or Fabergé Egg, Matt manages to score a CYOBeverage fail, someone learns what the bunny knows (it is not fun) and maybe we FINISH THIS BOOK!

Pink Peeper

• Sparkling Rosé
• Add Peeps to taste

For a non-alcoholic alternative, just eat the Peeps! Putting them in liquid is not great.

Sloppy Narrative

• White wine
• Splash of OJ
• Coffee from this morning
• Some coca-cola
• Lime juice
• Find a guava-citra kombucha

Put ingredients in a glass and mix or whatever. Or just find stuff and dump it together with the same care that was taken in the creation of this bizarre book.

Listen on Apple Podcasts

Say Stuff to Us on Twitter

We’re on Stitcher, Too

Chooster 1!

Chooster 2!

Chooster 3!

Chooster 4!

There’s a Subreddit!

Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud

Merch Time: Godbunny is Here

Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube

Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

Original illustrations by Ted Enik