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Timestamps:

• (00:00:00) - Pat coming in HOT from Mississippi
• (00:06:40) - "Unlimited Miles" - Hertz charges man $10K for abusing unlimited miles policy; threatens to arrest him for complaining
• (00:17:55) - THE (Lab) Monkey Business is resulting outbreak after outbreak of lab monkeys on the loose in South Carolina
• (00:24:39) - Liam Payne's death results in at least 3 criminal charges
• (00:32:59) - North Korean Army sent to Russia to battle Ukraine brought to crippling standstill after being introduced to internet p0rn for the first time in their lives
• (00:38:14) - Lamar Odom gets realistic sex doll modeled exactly after his ex-wife Khloe Kardashian; inexplicably posts video of the purchase

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