<p>Today is all about bravery. Lord Nelson levels. </p><p>John’s back is playing up. Why? “Oil rig level” dangerous activities in cleaning his below knee height fridge. So he’s wheeled in on a big telly for a London-Buckinghamshire simulcast. </p><p>John has also been listening to The Witches in bed. Which is also brave because it’s scary. Elis has also been in the wars at 5-a-side with an injury apparently akin to tearing your nethers. Yet more bravery. </p><p>In happenings which are irrelevant to courage we also fly in an expert to help John make his holiday booking process less insane. </p><p>Does your fridge not have a crisper drawer? Email [email protected] or WhatsApp in on 07974 293022 if you have information pertaining to such a topic.</p>