<p>Elis is in the middle of a megaweek. He’s about to do a 100m race for charity that he wishes could be 18 yards, he’s been to 10 Downing Street because Sir Keir is in love with him, and he’s been accosted by a roomful of Welsh people wanting to connect with him.</p><p>But amongst all this he has also been betrayed. For there was a Paul McCartney-based event that he wasn’t invited to, despite another member of the team making the guest list.</p><p>But what about John? He’s been doing what he does everyday; checking the price of Bitcoin. This despite not ever having owned any.</p><p>Plus, there’s an update on the WhatsApp community and another cap in the feather of the world’s greatest invention; e-mail.</p><p>If you want to get in touch via this great unparalleled medium, then send your messages to [email protected].</p>