Dam Internet, You Scary!

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<div>📢 SPONSORS<br> BlueChew Get your first month FREE — just pay $5 shipping.<br> Use code DIYS at checkout. <a href="https://www.bluechew.com">https://www.bluechew.com</a><br> <br> BetterHelp 10% off your first month of therapy at <a href="https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS">https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS</a><br> <br> Kikoff (Credit Builder) ● Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at <a href="http://getkikoff.com/DIYS">getkikoff.com/DIYS</a> today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!<br> <br> Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code [DIYS] at <a href="https://www.Bubsnaturals.com">https://www.Bubsnaturals.com</a><br> <br> On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up.<br> <br> 🔥 TODAY’S STORIES<br> <br> Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule<br> Deepest dive ever &amp; why ascent takes 13 hours<br> Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean<br> Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss<br> The doctor who kept someone’s ARM<br> Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons<br> U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean<br> Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts<br> Presidents, racism, religion &amp; chaos<br> Survival meal after 21 days alone<br> And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents<br> <br> 👉 Subscribe — We’re dropping new DIYS episodes weekly<br> 👉 Comment your favorite story from today<br> 👉 Share the show with a friend who needs a laugh<br> 👉 Join the Scary Squad by hitting that notification bell<br> Join our Patreon now!! <br> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary">https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary</a><br> <br> 00:00 — Ambrosia Salad &amp; Japan Trip Warm-Up<br> 00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock<br> 02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story<br> 03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga”<br> 08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality?<br> 12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific<br> 15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos<br> 17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure &amp; Why It’s Terrifying)<br> 20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor)<br> 22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff<br> 24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days<br> 26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?!<br> 34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story)<br> 40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy &amp; Mental Health (BetterHelp)<br> 46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read<br> 50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder<br> 52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist?<br> 54:22 — Race, Nationality &amp; Travel Realities<br> 56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read<br> 01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs<br> 01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think<br> 01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents &amp; The Book of Secrets<br> 01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat &amp; Tahir Announcements</div>