332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS
DEC 12, 202571 MIN
332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS
DEC 12, 202571 MIN
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Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.”<br>
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Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google & Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024.<br>
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This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned.<br>
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🔥 TODAY’S GUESTS<br>
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Weezy WTF<br>
• IG: @WeezyWTF<br>
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Akeem Woods<br>
• IG: @AkeemWoods<br>
• Tour Dates: <a href="http://AkeemWoods.com">AkeemWoods.com</a><br>
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⏱ CHAPTERS<br>
00:00 – Intro & Guest Introductions<br>
01:28 – Icebreakers & The Funniest Lies Ever Told<br>
05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work<br>
06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story<br>
10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101)<br>
11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story<br>
14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces & Oral Sex Disasters<br>
19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D***<br>
22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms & Wild Parent Stories<br>
27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men<br>
31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex<br>
36:55 – Down-Low Men & Post-Nut Clarity Fights<br>
41:44 – Google & Facebook Scammed for $122 Million<br>
47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her<br>
53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People?<br>
1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids & The Reality of Work<br>
1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs<br>
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