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Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.”&lt;br&gt;
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Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google &amp;amp; Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024.&lt;br&gt;
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This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned.&lt;br&gt;
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🔥 TODAY’S GUESTS&lt;br&gt;
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Weezy WTF&lt;br&gt;
• IG: @WeezyWTF&lt;br&gt;
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Akeem Woods&lt;br&gt;
• IG: @AkeemWoods&lt;br&gt;
• Tour Dates: &lt;a href="http://AkeemWoods.com"&gt;AkeemWoods.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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⏱ CHAPTERS&lt;br&gt;
00:00 – Intro &amp;amp; Guest Introductions&lt;br&gt;
01:28 – Icebreakers &amp;amp; The Funniest Lies Ever Told&lt;br&gt;
05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work&lt;br&gt;
06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story&lt;br&gt;
10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101)&lt;br&gt;
11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story&lt;br&gt;
14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces &amp;amp; Oral Sex Disasters&lt;br&gt;
19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D***&lt;br&gt;
22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms &amp;amp; Wild Parent Stories&lt;br&gt;
27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men&lt;br&gt;
31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex&lt;br&gt;
36:55 – Down-Low Men &amp;amp; Post-Nut Clarity Fights&lt;br&gt;
41:44 – Google &amp;amp; Facebook Scammed for $122 Million&lt;br&gt;
47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her&lt;br&gt;
53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People?&lt;br&gt;
1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids &amp;amp; The Reality of Work&lt;br&gt;
1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs&lt;br&gt;
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Join our Patreon now!! &lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary"&gt;https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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👍 LIKE the video — it helps us more than you know&lt;br&gt;
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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS

DEC 12, 202571 MIN
Dam Internet, You Scary!

332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS

DEC 12, 202571 MIN

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<div>Miracle Made - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to <a href="https://trymiracle.com/DIYS">https://trymiracle.com/DIYS</a> and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF.<br> IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at <a href="https://inda.shop/DIYS">https://inda.shop/DIYS</a> #indacloudpod<br> Factor - Eat smart at <a href="https://www.FactorMeals.com/diys50off">https://www.FactorMeals.com/diys50off</a> and use code diys50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year.<br> <br> Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.”<br> <br> Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google &amp; Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024.<br> <br> This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned.<br> <br> 🔥 TODAY’S GUESTS<br> <br> Weezy WTF<br> • IG: @WeezyWTF<br> <br> Akeem Woods<br> • IG: @AkeemWoods<br> • Tour Dates: <a href="http://AkeemWoods.com">AkeemWoods.com</a><br> <br> ⏱ CHAPTERS<br> 00:00 – Intro &amp; Guest Introductions<br> 01:28 – Icebreakers &amp; The Funniest Lies Ever Told<br> 05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work<br> 06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story<br> 10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101)<br> 11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story<br> 14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces &amp; Oral Sex Disasters<br> 19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D***<br> 22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms &amp; Wild Parent Stories<br> 27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men<br> 31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex<br> 36:55 – Down-Low Men &amp; Post-Nut Clarity Fights<br> 41:44 – Google &amp; Facebook Scammed for $122 Million<br> 47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her<br> 53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People?<br> 1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids &amp; The Reality of Work<br> 1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs<br> <br> Join our Patreon now!! <br> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary">https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary</a><br> <br> 👍 LIKE the video — it helps us more than you know<br> 🔔 SUBSCRIBE for weekly crazy stories<br> 💬 COMMENT the wildest lie YOU ever told<br> 🎧 LISTEN to the DIYS podcast everywhere podcasts stream<br> 📸 FOLLOW us on IG @DamInternetYouScary</div>