Amy calls Buddha on the 6th Anniversary of his disappearance. Amy Kline: Danyelle Ellett Buddha (voicemail greeting): A.R. Olivieri "Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason" is a fictional movie within the universe of The Subjective Truth.. but did you know that it's also an Audio Drama? During the long gap between Season 1 and Season 2, I created Two Flat Earthers as a stand-alone 16 episode series. To listen to Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, search for Two Flat Earthers or Stitches wherever you listen to podcasts. The Subjective Truth was created by Jeremy Ellett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices