<p><br></p><br><p><strong>Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.</strong></p><p><strong> We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.</strong></p><p><strong>If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.</strong></p><br><p>🎟️ <strong>LIVE SHOW UPDATE</strong></p><p>Our live shows in <strong>Cardiff (March 20 &amp; 21)</strong> and <strong>Carmarthen (April 24)</strong> are now <strong>completely sold out</strong> — thank you so much if you’ve already grabbed tickets. We honestly can’t wait to see you all.</p><p>That means the <strong>only shows with seats left on this run</strong> are our two nights at <strong>Hackney Empire in London on April 7th and 8th</strong>.</p><p>There are just a handful of seats left in the stalls, so if you were thinking about coming along to the London shows, <strong>now is definitely the time to grab them.</strong></p><p>🎫 <strong>Get tickets here:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-socially-distant-sports-bar-live" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-socially-distant-sports-bar-live</a></p><br><p><strong>Check out our brand-new merch store here:</strong></p><p><strong> 🛒</strong><a href="https://sdsb2025.myshopify.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong> sdsb2025.myshopify.com</strong></a></p><p><strong>Grab a mug, hoodie, t-shirt (or all three!) and help keep the pod going in style.</strong></p><p>Click here for a NORD VPN deal</p><p><a href="https://nordvpn.com/distant" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nordvpn.com/distant</a></p><br><p><strong>CLICK HERE TO SEE CRWST's SELECTION</strong></p><p><strong>https://crwst.cymru/collections/shop-all</strong></p><p><br></p><h3>🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERT</h3><p>We’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!</p><p>If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇</p><p>🛒 <a href="https://sdsb2025.myshopify.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sdsb2025.myshopify.com</a></p><br><p><br></p><h3>🎟️ TOUR 2026</h3><p>Live shows are coming!</p><p>🎫 Tickets available now at <a href="https://distantpod.com/live" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">distantpod.com/live</a></p><br><p><br></p><h3><br></h3><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>